Too much blood, would create attention. Nobody will be in the office at night. Gas is much easier, nobody would really notice, or just think someone has farted before it's too late. Note: You should leave before filling the room

You can't stab people with a can lid, you could slice their throats, but that is not acceptable to our company's demands. Therefore i cannot accept this as a replacement. Please reevaluate your replacement idea and contact us again later
We want to thank you for using this company, and bid you a good day

Don't want to be a taliban idiot!
Blowing up bombs and shouting at the media!
If you don't comply, they'll kill ya!
Don't go t the northern parts of Asia!

They won't wake up tomorrow!
'Cause they'll blow up their buttholes!
In an atempt to kill infidels!

"Oh Allah promised us virgins!"
And what wouldn't a man do for sex?
Only gotta say "#Worth

Melody: American idiot, close enough?

Did nobody notice that the other ebola-infected american apperantly is a telekenetic shapeshifting Griffon?

Clarkson approved

Watermelons?

He's, can't

I thank thee with all of me old heart