wippit · 2 points ·
Get in jail? You make it sound like an achievement.

wippit · 3 points ·
What are you all, 12? Champagne stoppers still have the foil around the top after you open them. It's been opened, he just put that top back on...

wippit · OP · 3 points ·
You must not be familiar with the story... His nose grows when he lies, not when he dislikes something.

wippit · OP · 7 points ·
Splinter dick.

wippit · 0 points ·
You have a crack addict confused with a heroin addict...

wippit · 1 points ·
Heroin is water soluble. You don't need a lighter. Heat is just for purification if you're worried about a contaminated shot.

wippit · 2 points ·
It's not third world.. It's from the burning man festival. It's pretty much an art exhibition/acid fest.

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