Nobody cares, not even your mother... Because she's dead or at least she would wish that instead of having a son who posts such bland and not at all funny shit.

sundials, water clocks, I don't know, you tell me.

I do what I want.

That's not a bar, they're at somebody's house! Or is it that you're implying that when they DO go to a bar, strange things happen. I don't know, but I resent the fact that you made you cap so ambiguous that even though you would think it's obvious, it's not, you have basically lied to me and I do not think I'll be able to trust you again.

And be indifferent and not acknowledge you as a person. Sure you could write a novel about it, but the Russians already did it, the Russians already ***ing did it Eddy!

He kicked him below the neck didn't he? I call shenanigans fattie!

As a spanish speaker and hispanic american literature student I approve of this, though it may have different meanings in other romance speaking countries it's common use in spanish is quite poetic. If you want to surprise your significant other please don't doubt calling her or even him "puta" or "putita".

Are those Jay Z, Michael Jordan and Uncle Phil or am I just racist?

Who won?