Agreed, orcs in Tolkiens work are like old Hollywood Nazis: Faceless cruel punching bags twistest into fighting in a war of destruction and domination that will leave all worse off afterward inspired by the hope that maybe if they can be cruel and loyal enough the dark lord might reward them with a lash to serve as slave driver in the new world.

I am sure you will find it someday, fren.

Can confirm. Embrace the yoghurt. Claim your destiny.

Sugar just do things to a man

Honestly not calling out the weird guy drinking his daily pickle water is kinda wholesome

History

Compromise on "Not having your sense of humor is on me."?
Edit: Just realized you post a lot of good stuff but this particulary one was ruined for me by dumbasses transvestigating every possible athlethe. Thinking that theres always some idiot taking this for an actual fact is indeed on me.

Aren't they supposed to be funny or something?

"Women are also allowed to wear a breast protector and groin protector if desired, as long as the breast protector does not shield any target area of the body, including the breastbone. For men, a groin protector must be worn and a jockstrap is optional."
https://www.nbcolympics.com/news/boxing-101-olympic-equipment

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