30 years old and you qualified for life alert

You don't want to do anything because you'll waste your day off and then you feel terrible because you wasted the day doing nothing.

Nearly every politician won't know what to do with their lives after office. No wonder they all hate him. No wonder we all love him.

Well, to answer your question that Google failed to answer, I've always found that it is much healthier to chew rice in my mouth before swallowing. Less risk of choking on a mass of stuck-together rice.

If you have a healthier method for eating rice, please let me know.

Jim Lahey is a drunk *** and he always will be!

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Z3fFFcj

why have you cut my fur human? i need it for dog reasons.

X+Y=C U lata

See, that's just the right amount of weird to be real, and real upsetting.