1. I own my own computer repair shop so I am constantly on-line
2. I own and moderate a Freecycle Yahoo! group.
3. I own and moderate a Freecycle group on Freecycle.org
4. I am an adult (45 y.o.)
5. My very first post got 555 likes (and 174 dislikes)
6. Have successfully managed over 65 people in a retail setting.
7. I base decisions on facts & applied guidelines, not on my own beliefs or opinions.
8. I wholeheartedly believe in karma.
9. I have actually read the site's guidelines several times.
10. I just went and deleted all my negative comments. (just kidding!)
11. The fresh page is actually my favorite page.
12. I have excellent spelling, grammar and communication skills.
13. I would actually do the job, fairly and correctly.

Where is all that jizz?

Look at that little dick in da ass *** thinking he got balls and shit because he beats up women. Disgusting!

Is Hodor wearing Vault 101 sneakers?

Chaka no Pakuni!

But not Argonians? Racist!

YOU Sir, are my hero!