I'll give you $150 for the lot

Would you look at that. 2016 and teachers are still choking kids. My, my, my. That takes me back.

It's just a female squirrel ready to hibernate for the winter but her man is too busy at the squirrel tavern having one last https://www.brewtoad.com/recipes/acorn-brown-ale
^I ^will ^be ^home ^in ^five ^minutes

I have a regular customer who is blind and has a black lab service dog named Teddy!

Every time she visits, when we're through with what she needs, I get to have Teddy time. She gave me her permission to pet him for a minute or so on her first visit, and Teddy was so excited he started....snarfling? Yeah, snarfling. Sort of snorting and wagging the whole back half of his body.

My customer was so happy to hear that noise that meant that Teddy was enjoying himself! Now, Teddy time is expected. Teddy sits or lies perfectly still during the entire visit (sometimes upwards of 45 minutes) but the moment he sees me come out from behind the counter he starts getting so excited!

He's got a coffee table clearing tail and that thing just starts thwacking everything around like crazy. I'm pretty sure his tail could knock over a toddler.

kinda like gifsthatendtoofast.

To get your lousy,no good kester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.

Overwatch is the first game I've ever played where the support characters are fun to play.

Don't let OP trick you, Support is awesome. Zenyatta and Lucio are my favourites

I ***ing love this game.

Shame that the MEMORY TOWN EVENT HAS NEVER TRIGGERED FOR ME SO I CANNOT ADVANCE THE PLOT.

I'm only upvoting because of that title.