but what about a warm cup of stfu

Dem socks

But noo, they had to walk the whole way around, DUH

BEST COSPLAY EVER!!!!

Them feels though...

Drop that stylus motherf**ker

The Brighter side!!!

An old favorite of mine

That's some solid relationship advice

this guy asks the real questions

When you check the oven.

Miss Pawnee

How the hell do you know, Steve!

Mfw friend says palpatine is best emperor in all galaxies

You May Need a Bigger Pump

Amy sounds funny

Realistic Sequels

How the current generation will be at age 85

Quick! Before he puts a limit on it

Nobody ***ing helps me in this house..

Tom's an excellent wingman

Seems legit

Trolling Apple fanboys on a 'useful shortcuts' article

Human watching

Winter in Romania

Antoshka asking the real questions

It's kind of like the game 'The Floor is Lava' but with subtle differences

Breaking the laws

Sup Jack.

That moment when your dad officially transitions to a crazy old man.

when you're tired but your girlfriend wants you to flick it first before you put yours in

Photoshop was too hard.

Dog philosophy

The fresh feeling of Listerine

Yes. That is correct.

The majestic welsh pony

This sex offender app is awesome!

When you finally see the mosquito

When the waiter brings me a wine card

smelling someone's fabric conditioner like

This must be fun at parties

(fixed)

Bbq

Money makes the world go round'

Flirting with the Apple Support tech...

tl;dr

Cannot unsee

Godzilla doesn't *** around

Took a wrong turn somewhere...

Doctors protest changes to Medicare

when lady gorbachev asks you to drink vodka with her

"It's a trap!" Trap

Anthony Sullivan beheads an infidel on live TV

The irony...

Relevant for recent world issues

'Sup bud?

The diversity of Fox News hosts

Whoever designed this logo made a terrible mistake

Staying alive.

Ed was not having a good week

Help me !

Sheen reloaded

***ing Subtitles

Goddamn it dad

Checking your balance

Joan Rivers dedicates her book to someone special

stop, stop, he's dead already

Fencing.

Wise words

when the light turns green and the car in front of me is not moving

And will kill you too!

That moment when...

420

Somebody stop the chain!

Leaked plot of Taken 4?

The all-seeing eye of...AT&T?

Well *** you too, Amazon

When you are so flat chested

+1 for the edit.

Gaston

Well then ....

This has gone to far

Try hitting it with a bat too.

good girl

The Domino's Effect

Why would you pay for only one?

That humor

Here's why

Feeling useless? This might cheer you up

Billy Joel playing harmonica looks like dying Anakin Sywalker

What did he expect...

Soul-searching

Eat whomever came first

Punny as ***

criticism done right

But you just said…

Stop it

not sure if realistic or otherwise

in soviet russia you carry a tank

What a catch...