when the light turns green and the car in front of me is not moving

And will kill you too!

That moment when...

420

Somebody stop the chain!

Leaked plot of Taken 4?

The all-seeing eye of...AT&T?

Well *** you too, Amazon

When you are so flat chested

+1 for the edit.

Gaston

Well then ....

This has gone to far

Try hitting it with a bat too.

good girl

The Domino's Effect

Why would you pay for only one?

That humor

Here's why

Feeling useless? This might cheer you up

Billy Joel playing harmonica looks like dying Anakin Sywalker

What did he expect...

Soul-searching

Eat whomever came first

Punny as ***

criticism done right

But you just said…

Stop it

not sure if realistic or otherwise

in soviet russia you carry a tank

What a catch...

As someone with common sense this show drives me insane

Well... close enough

Meanwhile in Canada!!!

poe

Her boyfriend is dumb

Just like ur mom, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Tauriel, pls

"Hello, IT? Yeah, the LAN is down again."

When soldiers are bored 2, coming soon to a war near you.

They're not dangerous

We grow 'em bigger and greener here in Washington...

any takers?

K`mon bae, we been doing this for 3 hours now...

Real smooth /b/

Meanwhile in Canada...

saw this in the Oslo airport, best part is there are more around.

Ah, how the tables have turned!

Hard pill to swallow during a Futurama binge...

Book of common sense

Revolution!

Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up!

An astute observation... Naaaah.

Traffic sign in L.A. hacked earlier today...

I didn`t know potaters could carry plants around.

Something great is about to happen.

I miss those days

Still dont think its worth it

Drunk flying is the 3rd leading cause of bee deaths.

Oh history history Y U SO CHEESY

That grin

On hearing anonymous are out to get the jihadists...

probably the only scene we'll ever look forward to in the entire movie

Not the brightest bulb of the bunch

tali tubbies

"Hey, do you want to hear a joke?.... What do you call a door only used by prostitutes?"

Classic Irishman's dilemma

Adjusting your chair while on skype

The *** is wrong with you man naked tities come on

What the hell happened last night?

Mortal Enemies

Spot the Vegan

So cold!

B******s

U mad bruh ???

F**king zip ties

seems like there's still realistic people out there

The difference in mindset

Oh the irony... Just 4 hours later.

The French brought a tank to the hostage situation

How chicks put on lipstick

Man down!

them russians

Fixed

You've beaten me this time, Captcha

Social Media Warriors

Straight alpha

Such kind. Very help. Wow

How to do Religion Wrong

Best $20 I've ever spent

well well. where are the hoverboards, obama?

Served some time...

When somebody tells a funny joke, but I'm going to annex them later

The Simpsons on having two wives

checkmate, drake! Feelings: 1 Drake: 0

They're holding the textbook they're appearing on

Kinda late to the party, but here`s your rusniac starter pack.

Just Japan

After returning to college

There had to be a better way to phrase that