There had to be a better way to phrase that

We're adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

How it feels sitting in the front row of the movie theater

ayyy lmao

Can't remove kebab then

There are two types of people in the world.

Real Ocean Facts. Let them sink in slowly..

And she takes your money

fam pls

MRW my girlfriend butt comes into spanking range

Just because I'm rubbing my face on your leg doesn't mean I'm "asking for it".

That's a real poblem, you selfish f**k!

11/10 Would play

3rd guy got a killer bow tho.

zzzzzz #sleeping

not sure if summoning or earth bending. either way, let's light the torches, gents!

Curvy not Curry

This is why Russian liquor stores are never robbed

I'm too old for this shit

not so sure about president but that sound's like Daquan, alright.

Give him a break

Great upskirt though

Visiting France

Sexual Predator

But... but... it's written!

"Muhammad overwhelmed by Fundamentalists: It's tough being loved by jerks..."

Your face

Top Gear decorates their lorries

OP being OP

Dis guy

wat does he wat

Things that come after 69

Taxis don't stop for privileges

Beta as hell

Bark bark

Those poor tumblr feminists

Wise words for the great thinker of the past

No religion should be free from criticism.

Your offering is acceptable

Anyone from New England can agree with this.

Just lion on the hard cold ground

Snow.

Adulthood

LifeHacks

That is the most genuine expression of despair I've ever seen on a manufactured piece of metal

2000$ egg fail

When people buy multiple festival tickets just to up sell them.

Every guy knows.....

Winter is here.

#DoubleStandards

Nevermind

Those vertices

I want to be yours again

It's sharp as hell

I don't see how this is a problem.

when nieces and nephews come over for family holidays

But with camels and AK47

Oh Deadpool... ;)

Embroidered Towel

No, you first.

that awkward moment when you forget to check your privilege

Nepotism is rare, but appreciated in certain circles.

All the normal Muslims, who aren't terrorists, today.

Little blonde lesbian

When ur watching hentai and skipped right into the good part

goty just in 2 days

Something....Something.....Final Form.

snoop getting burned as his blunts

Russia....

Thanks for the suggestion but maybe you should try adding a hyphen next time.

James and the Giant....

Went for a client meeting at Innocent and saw this

I've seen and heard of some crazy weather in Canada but this is just madness !!

How to make a poster child

To all the Jihadists out there

As a newbie skater. The secrets must be told

Become Responsible.

Come again?

Wi-fighting

Too soon?

Priorities.

They must have really enjoyed the "plants increase productivity" study here in China

You can find some gems in English newspaper missed connections.

Can't sleep, princess will eat me. Can't sleep, princess will eat me.

Being tall has certain advantages...

Not feeling comfortable at all

Yo dawg! I heard you like trees...

Keep at it

Now bend over

It's on Netflix...

Honesty. It gets you rejected

Blank Space

what a time to be alive

Do you even labour?

Best weather app ever.

The rare treadle-shark

Reading customer questions about a laptop

Best feature

A romantic poem.

Bruce got them Dad jokes