Priorities.

They must have really enjoyed the "plants increase productivity" study here in China

You can find some gems in English newspaper missed connections.

Can't sleep, princess will eat me. Can't sleep, princess will eat me.

Being tall has certain advantages...

Not feeling comfortable at all

Yo dawg! I heard you like trees...

Keep at it

Now bend over

It's on Netflix...

Honesty. It gets you rejected

Blank Space

what a time to be alive

Do you even labour?

Best weather app ever.

The rare treadle-shark

Reading customer questions about a laptop

Best feature

A romantic poem.

Bruce got them Dad jokes

It's not you, it's me.

This is why we can't have nice things

This guy unexpectedly became someones wingman

"So Idris, could you describe your background for us?"

Let's all go hunting

Do you dig graves?

Uncle Makes movie props.. Why not cradles? and so he did

Portal.exe crashed

"Is that Doritos on your hands? gimme some!"

Every time while playing Pokemon.

Astronaut humour... Please don't exceed 28,000 km/h

Local sheriff's office posted a picture of a detainee today.

Asia, nuff said

when you late to da meet but still tryna park next to ya squad

dog logic

How ninjas get ready for bed

If i lick it... can i keep it???

OMG I'm sooo wasted

Bedum, just some little village in the Netherlands..

The new amphibious model.

Do you think he just left it there for a chance like that?

No, not particularly!

...lol

They're at it again

It's just a rock

What did he expect...

The most Canadian sign at the hockey game tonight

Oh Riddler, you insensitive a**hole

Thanks Mr Skeletal

man against gay marriage gets owned by his own fb post

*** blocked

Hey look, a penny

Let's focus on me now

This tree doesn't *** around

Studying for nursing and saw this in the footnote of the textbook

Women

Is this some kind of game to you?!?

Barbara Has No Chill

Serious candidates only please.

They steal underwear, and now this !

Totally natural

Meanwhile...

Who says you can't be productive on office hours?

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg ruined this company's logo.

Art

Feminism

i'll get you for this margaret

I bet it was North Korea

Anyone want to play Jenga?

Autism

Finally i game where I've made a charater look like me.

Walmart employee reviews deepthroat spray.

Always knew those things were trouble.

It's bound to happen

It's been used before though

this car needs to be retired

She's good with numbers and stuff

The more the merrier

There are if you have imagination...

Calm down... you'll fit

and mine's inseparable. like literally two creatures in one body

Giant rabbit in the pet store

Accuracy

D'ats tru luv, i cri everitim

Snapchat doesn't sound that bad now, does it?

That's always an option

owned

confirmed guys

No sammich for Ken =

a guide to get closer to people

You never yell when the cat does it

gee thanks

worst hunting dog ever

Before he chop of his head

Bill Clinton's early 90s mixtape

Harold ran out of toilet paper again, so he had to resort to other options...

1. Apply water on the witched area 2. Watch her melt.

So a customer just brought this in to get it laminated

The rules for Will Ferrell's charity golf

Seems legit