Let's focus on me now

This tree doesn't *** around

Studying for nursing and saw this in the footnote of the textbook

Women

Is this some kind of game to you?!?

Barbara Has No Chill

Serious candidates only please.

They steal underwear, and now this !

Totally natural

Meanwhile...

Who says you can't be productive on office hours?

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg ruined this company's logo.

Art

Feminism

i'll get you for this margaret

I bet it was North Korea

Anyone want to play Jenga?

Autism

Finally i game where I've made a charater look like me.

Walmart employee reviews deepthroat spray.

Always knew those things were trouble.

It's bound to happen

It's been used before though

this car needs to be retired

She's good with numbers and stuff

The more the merrier

There are if you have imagination...

Calm down... you'll fit

and mine's inseparable. like literally two creatures in one body

Giant rabbit in the pet store

Accuracy

D'ats tru luv, i cri everitim

Snapchat doesn't sound that bad now, does it?

That's always an option

owned

confirmed guys

No sammich for Ken =

a guide to get closer to people

You never yell when the cat does it

gee thanks

worst hunting dog ever

Before he chop of his head

Bill Clinton's early 90s mixtape

Harold ran out of toilet paper again, so he had to resort to other options...

1. Apply water on the witched area 2. Watch her melt.

So a customer just brought this in to get it laminated

The rules for Will Ferrell's charity golf

Seems legit

We russian in?

sums up high school

Professor Oak asking the real questions

Baptize motherf*cker!

Vikings are always first

We're here for you Patrick

Greatest improvised line ever

FOX knows the cold hard facts.

Double standard

:|

Kanye

Poor Engineers...

Facebook comment win

:o :v

he could be the mastermind behind everything

You can't say that to her....

Mad with your Wife?

His club didn't remain standing

Depression Quest changed my view on my Steam LIbrary.

What Lil Wayne really tries to say

Dodging a snowball

A positive LSD story...

Next level selfie game

No problem here officer.

Beg to differ...

It's Cool Guys, I've Got This

You should just wear it on your back

No truer words have ever been spoken.

Just in case they lose one, the Steelers have a backup.

Trying to reach the college restaurant first after class.

something to consider? lol

*silence intensifies*

That 60 year old woman that still thinks she is 25

√

God speed

Reese logic

Giving a Homeless Man $100 to take home

Ain't that the truth

***in Cheating

So close

When gf is off of her period and doesn't have any excuse to deny sex

The internet is now closed on Sundays.

Just found this in a gov building. You ***ers better start behaving or I'm shutting shit down.

All the uranium posts reminds me of this classic.

Snapchat Teacher

be the ball

Who's going to get him some ointment?

Trying to be cool

booty had me like

When cartoons hit home..

he obviously doesn't skip leg day

That'll teach him.