So close

When gf is off of her period and doesn't have any excuse to deny sex

The internet is now closed on Sundays.

Just found this in a gov building. You ***ers better start behaving or I'm shutting shit down.

All the uranium posts reminds me of this classic.

Snapchat Teacher

be the ball

Who's going to get him some ointment?

Trying to be cool

booty had me like

When cartoons hit home..

he obviously doesn't skip leg day

That'll teach him.

My first wank in class

Random act of kindness

Dammit!

El Sonic

Low budget cinema

Denzel Washington is so funny...

This gives selfies a whole new meaning

Smooth as baby cheeks

Free Admission

This was found inside a french mansion after it had been sealed for 100 years.

Overly Competitive Game Developer

Damn Squirrels.

She knows what's up.

So no officer i did not harass that little girl

... Jesus ***ing Christ

Ov yea right there mrs butter

this isn't even the final boss

stop that

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

someone somewhere is quite the practical joker

future ahoy!

Well at least he's not wearing socks with sandals

Aleahu Kabar

Hey Clark

Pftttt *opens icognito*

Hate when that happens...

everything makes more sense now.

Hmm..

Last wise words of a dying cancer patient

According to this sketch of Noah's Ark, there should be no lions today

You're a wizard Harry

Justice for all !

Tinder never fails

We all know that feeling

The Police at their finest.

That's exactly what someone dating their dad would say...

By Channelate

I did say sorry

feminists

This isn't even his final form....

"Dammit Meg..."

Not just broke

You gonna be kill

Good guy Putin

***

Chivalry isn't dead

I bet he is butthurt

A thousand words.

This will be easy

Girl caught picking nose and rubbing it on guys head.

i'll just leave it here

Today we salute the imagination of New Zealanders

Wishing you could go back..

he do

"what a coincidence"

mi amada, homes!

Local gym.

Shit's about to get real

Vietnam issues

No one

Chris Rock's Anti-Gun Event

i command you

it's like her fate

"I'll show you my secret throw!"

cereal killer in the making

New Year Problems

there

That pretty much sums it up...

Just Gaben

they see me rowin', they hatin'

And drink some beers

Satan's son

Brave man he'll be

A guy walks into a bar...

Shaving wherever you want

Satan's second son

Slightly used snowman

Facebook post

Don't be a dickface.

Moooom sthap

Matrix IRL

#rekt

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock's divorce

Someone has their priorities straight

Another impossible standard for women

Any time a girl mistakes me for a socially competent man and starts flirting

I can see the wire, but where is the less?