whoops got a virus again, just tightening up the cpu should fix it

Eight days a week

When the teacher says find a partner

Senior quote

Master Splinter spotted

What if Zelda was a woman?

Now we can all feel old

Simple yet hilarious - The Onion never disappoints

Then why are you giving it to me?!

Life on the interwebz these days

***es be like

Facts

This van is better.

dead funny

Oh Canada!

Fourtune cookie finest

History explained

Damnit America

Even apples

Detention slip

shhh, no more tears only dreams now

Hair brushing must be hard

Cluck cluck!

As the time of the year approaches

How to deal with your roommate's annoying sex capades.

What a time to be alive...

Just a ticket? McNeese State University's police play no games.

Scottish Batman!

Shibes talking about movies.

High on that Vitamin D

Its the little things

Romance for one.

Lord give me strength

Every now and again we get hate mail that leaves the other person speechless.

How can you tell the female spiders apart

the average man can do 2 masterpieces before he needs sleep

Slow but steady

When you're tired, but can't miss the conference call

tumblrettes when registering an account

Nothing is illegal in space

Life hax

Sister welcomes newborn sibling to the family.

The creation of Pikachu

When the seller tells me that those shades cost 250 bucks

He held it together as long as he could

Survive a Police Encounter

Nice hobby you got there

You step out that door...

ARE YA READY KIDS?!

1 upvote-1 respect, 5 respect-1 free creampie

That escalated potato

MRW title says: "I'm going to hell for laughing at this"

The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what some kid turned in...

Welcome to Hell

OP finds his sign.

Fanaticism in a nutshell

Dog isn't taking chances

Cuz *** you thats why!

Gay people aren't ***ing ***s!

James May just got rekt!

Don't objectify her....

Thats heaven

Whats on Americas Mind

A wild shaquille grooming one of his shaquillings

The ancient helm of General Dickhead

idk what i did wrong?

When u finish ur mixtape

when you're watching porn in your bed with screen auto-pivot on

What a righteous wingman.

New park and ride system

We've all done it

kids these days...

Payment Options

In the south, some signs become necessary.

With a wrench, no less.

What's up Doc...

Poor people have all your money. Trust me!

Well you don't have to rub it in...

Nerd Level 10+

Our generation is gonna be the weirdest elders...

FTTTTT

"I meant she was 18"

What is this even.

pls buy my mixtape

A farmer in Yorkshire.

Drake and cop

What's an orgasm?

She would.

It's time someone stepped up to the plate…

I'll be back.

Worse than ISIS. Much, much worse

The two essential parts of a Nicholas Cage movie.

Fast and Furious Franchise in Chart Form

Dwayne "The Spock" Johnson

When ur mom asks u to go with her to walmart and says she'll buy u doritos

PLOT TWIST: He's blind on all of them.

Love your job.

MURICA'

Mr T and Mr t

This is fine...