Whats on Americas Mind

A wild shaquille grooming one of his shaquillings

The ancient helm of General Dickhead

idk what i did wrong?

When u finish ur mixtape

when you're watching porn in your bed with screen auto-pivot on

What a righteous wingman.

New park and ride system

We've all done it

kids these days...

Payment Options

In the south, some signs become necessary.

With a wrench, no less.

What's up Doc...

Poor people have all your money. Trust me!

Well you don't have to rub it in...

Nerd Level 10+

Our generation is gonna be the weirdest elders...

FTTTTT

"I meant she was 18"

What is this even.

pls buy my mixtape

A farmer in Yorkshire.

Drake and cop

What's an orgasm?

She would.

It's time someone stepped up to the plate…

I'll be back.

Worse than ISIS. Much, much worse

The two essential parts of a Nicholas Cage movie.

Fast and Furious Franchise in Chart Form

Dwayne "The Spock" Johnson

When ur mom asks u to go with her to walmart and says she'll buy u doritos

PLOT TWIST: He's blind on all of them.

Love your job.

MURICA'

Mr T and Mr t

This is fine...

Simply could not pass up the opportunity to take this picture.

preach, pastor!

wth

Just some more freaky Florida stuff...

Only real 90's kids will remember this

penis

The original hipster quote, said by Mark Twain

Can't argue with this logic

Maybe hes Australian and the balloon floats upside down

This will always crack me up

Never forget your password for Louis CK's website

Dont Remove, Improve!

Shocking. Beware the fashion police!

Secret capybara off button

Excuse me...

I'm not even mad, that's amazing...

Probably listening to Daquan's mixtape.

We are on to you.

thenks mr skeltal

Proof the internet brings people together

You tried, Google

Mixed emotions.

South Korea plastic surgery be like

Seriously.

Happens to me way too often

You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere

Dammit Jason!

Apply cold water to burned area

The irony is just deafening.

Heading to fat camp?

"I'll be taking that, thank you very much."

When people text the wrong number

Headcanon accepted.

So close, but yet so far

Ummmm......what?

*** Madagascar

No No No No Nooooooo

So burned you'd need a BURN HEAL

Blue screen of death.

Opposite Day

Sports

Meinkraft

They sass up so fast

Our plane crashed

To be honest the last Barbie game wasn't all that good

Came into work and discovered this beauty.

Twilight begs to differ

Sean Astin on Lord of the Rings sword fighting

Some choices are so easy

Some gold in the comment sections that shall not be missed

This is the cause of so many arguments.

Kids these days

Jealous Siri

Right swipe!

Not afraid to boast about size

Help Wanted

Do florists read the bible?

These animal print leggings are getting more realistic

Revenge on Miami

The burger restaurant drive-through on Antarctica quickly lost its appeal.

The puns on Batman: The Animated Series always got me

As a male with a hairy ass.