Dammit Jason!

Apply cold water to burned area

The irony is just deafening.

Heading to fat camp?

"I'll be taking that, thank you very much."

When people text the wrong number

Headcanon accepted.

So close, but yet so far

Ummmm......what?

*** Madagascar

No No No No Nooooooo

So burned you'd need a BURN HEAL

Blue screen of death.

Opposite Day

Sports

Meinkraft

They sass up so fast

Our plane crashed

To be honest the last Barbie game wasn't all that good

Came into work and discovered this beauty.

Twilight begs to differ

Sean Astin on Lord of the Rings sword fighting

Some choices are so easy

Some gold in the comment sections that shall not be missed

This is the cause of so many arguments.

Kids these days

Jealous Siri

Right swipe!

Not afraid to boast about size

Help Wanted

Do florists read the bible?

These animal print leggings are getting more realistic

Revenge on Miami

The burger restaurant drive-through on Antarctica quickly lost its appeal.

The puns on Batman: The Animated Series always got me

As a male with a hairy ass.

Harold older brother, Horald

High school.

Medieval Trolling

I'm ok! Or not....

Why Wonder Woman uses Bracers

best yearbook quote

Thugs Bunny

Asking the important questions this holiday.

You fool this isn't even my final form!

Was looking up a health condition when this doctor got real

dogs loves car rides

food conspiracy

Tales of Horror III: Picking up girls while drunk.

triggered

women...always over reacting

iPhony accessories

Meanwhile in Texas

The secret to bigger fish

Liechtenstein's last military engagement

Jesus was thrown out of the Swedish church today.

yes sempai

Happy Easter.

Even Hogwarts kids have trouble finding jobs after graduation

They found themselves

Pretty much every Saturday 3 AM.

Is Ash therefore gay ?

Please remain in the vehicle at all times.

We Need More Lemon Pledge...

Vin Diesel with hair is related to The Rock

Japanese shirts with English words

Stig of the dumped.

Poor color choice.

Where's Wally : The Final Search.

When your barber knows the exponential growth and decay formula

What a Prick

Happy easter everyone

It was worth a shot, anyway...

Cthulhu has come!

Guess I'm stayin' inside then...

It's a daily circle of vices

When your brother tries to annoy you but you just don't give a ***

"GOD DAMNIT BOBBY"

It's worth a shot, anyway

A very dedicated scientist.

What a b

Old habits die hard

Historically Accurate

Teaching kids not to lie

Be sure to look up.

Relatively soon

GermanWings co-pilot be like

Your average morning news

MRW a random internet stranger messages me and tells me "you've made a powerful enemy"

he's right

Ladies don't make this mistake.

and don't forget to run with your eyes closed

also, he's peeing in the sink

Who?

The day after Brad and Jeff's relationship went to the 'next stage'

Did you see the new Back to the Future trailer?

i miss those college days

Little brother comes out of the womb to fight too

Lost in translation ....

And he puts them up where you can't reach them. What a jerk.