She would.

It's time someone stepped up to the plate…

I'll be back.

Worse than ISIS. Much, much worse

The two essential parts of a Nicholas Cage movie.

Fast and Furious Franchise in Chart Form

Dwayne "The Spock" Johnson

When ur mom asks u to go with her to walmart and says she'll buy u doritos

PLOT TWIST: He's blind on all of them.

Love your job.

MURICA'

Mr T and Mr t

This is fine...

Simply could not pass up the opportunity to take this picture.

preach, pastor!

wth

Just some more freaky Florida stuff...

Only real 90's kids will remember this

penis

The original hipster quote, said by Mark Twain

Can't argue with this logic

Maybe hes Australian and the balloon floats upside down

This will always crack me up

Never forget your password for Louis CK's website

Dont Remove, Improve!

Shocking. Beware the fashion police!

Secret capybara off button

Excuse me...

I'm not even mad, that's amazing...

Probably listening to Daquan's mixtape.

We are on to you.

thenks mr skeltal

Proof the internet brings people together

You tried, Google

Mixed emotions.

South Korea plastic surgery be like

Seriously.

Happens to me way too often

You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere

Dammit Jason!

Apply cold water to burned area

The irony is just deafening.

Heading to fat camp?

"I'll be taking that, thank you very much."

When people text the wrong number

Headcanon accepted.

So close, but yet so far

Ummmm......what?

*** Madagascar

No No No No Nooooooo

So burned you'd need a BURN HEAL

Blue screen of death.

Opposite Day

Sports

Meinkraft

They sass up so fast

Our plane crashed

To be honest the last Barbie game wasn't all that good

Came into work and discovered this beauty.

Twilight begs to differ

Sean Astin on Lord of the Rings sword fighting

Some choices are so easy

Some gold in the comment sections that shall not be missed

This is the cause of so many arguments.

Kids these days

Jealous Siri

Right swipe!

Not afraid to boast about size

Help Wanted

Do florists read the bible?

These animal print leggings are getting more realistic

Revenge on Miami

The burger restaurant drive-through on Antarctica quickly lost its appeal.

The puns on Batman: The Animated Series always got me

As a male with a hairy ass.

Harold older brother, Horald

High school.

Medieval Trolling

I'm ok! Or not....

Why Wonder Woman uses Bracers

best yearbook quote

Thugs Bunny

Asking the important questions this holiday.

You fool this isn't even my final form!

Was looking up a health condition when this doctor got real

dogs loves car rides

food conspiracy

Tales of Horror III: Picking up girls while drunk.

triggered

women...always over reacting

iPhony accessories

Meanwhile in Texas

The secret to bigger fish

Liechtenstein's last military engagement

Jesus was thrown out of the Swedish church today.

yes sempai

Happy Easter.

Even Hogwarts kids have trouble finding jobs after graduation

They found themselves

Pretty much every Saturday 3 AM.