I keep Mature on my posts so Normies cant see 'em. Dont want my memes do get contaminated
6,695 Poster of the Day
My wife wore these socks to take our infant daughter to the doctor yesterday and wondered why she was getting wierd looks.
Laughs in subtitle
A good reason to wear glasses
This is why Samuel L Jackson is the best actor
Swedistan as green as Saudi flag
Seen at Gorgers Taco Shack in Ithaca, NY. They make some damn fine tacos, and apparently dark animated comedies.
Allison The Bamboozled.
Cathy, I have no idea how you got this number...
Rice now brings people together
Anon says something relatable as shit #1244539521
so true :´)
Someone in my office got crafty for Pi Day.
The wifi at my school
Piracy is NOT theft. It's piracy.
This comic is irrational
Perfect example of every girl's thought process
Well played Gym well played
Happy Pi day!
The Show Me State....
What a cutie!
just sit on the toilet for 8 hours
My manager told me "Work like you meme it". This is now my whiteboard at work.
Friend who works in I.T. gets funny misspelled tickets. I drew the one from today.
what in relaxation?!
HAHA it was me!
Anon is a farmer.
Communism only works if you share alcohol
My fiancée left me in charge of the registry...
St. Petersburg last night. Giant robot is just a tower
I think next time i'll bath the dog AFTER mowing the lawn...
It's not working.
You messed with the wrong penguin mother***er
Record Cold Temps in Miami
The 2017 Blizzard kinda looks like a pissed off whale.
Kids Limbo Stick
I saw this on Facebook
Not fun at all.
Do Not Enter
My friends parents moved recently and forgot their cat. Their old neighbor picked it up the other day and sent us this.
The Elvis Call Centre
Not a good sign
Samsung's Newest Microwave
Take me first
1960s vs. Today
Many Italians never got over the war
Caution: Wet Floor.
Damn! If he hadn't done that he'd have a broken neck!
My coworker finds interesting ways to sleep on night shift in the hospital.
Guys have it harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why commas are important
decolourized for dramatic effect
My wife trying to open a can of tuna with a Swiss Army knife
100% Right !!
Worst Ad Placement Ever
The desperate bird on a friday night
A letter I got from a kid when I was deployed to Afghanistan.
Hit it and quit it? More like...
The Grohlden Girls
Such a tragedy
Please take your BIG POO elsewhere.
For when you're failing your classes and need to make a quick deal with the devil before finals...
This stock photo of bullying.
Anon is a fatass.
Partied too hard...
Where does Sean Connery like to gamble?
Better graphic mod
I might have found the happiest McDonalds employee in the world.
Because they are easily intimidated
The dumps just keep on comin'
Man Doesn't Understand Cereal Bars
You aint getting nothin
Even scarier than Halloween town
Sat next to a man who was very much still a kid inside
Where there is a will, there's a way
When the boss is out of office
"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"