My wife trying to open a can of tuna with a Swiss Army knife

100% Right !!

Worst Ad Placement Ever

The desperate bird on a friday night

A letter I got from a kid when I was deployed to Afghanistan.

Hit it and quit it? More like...

yes

The Grohlden Girls

...

Such a tragedy

Please take your BIG POO elsewhere.

For when you're failing your classes and need to make a quick deal with the devil before finals...

This stock photo of bullying.

Anon is a fatass.

Partied too hard...

Where does Sean Connery like to gamble?

Better graphic mod

Abandon thread

I might have found the happiest McDonalds employee in the world.

Oh KFC

Because they are easily intimidated

The dumps just keep on comin'

Man Doesn't Understand Cereal Bars

You aint getting nothin

Even scarier than Halloween town

Sat next to a man who was very much still a kid inside

Where there is a will, there's a way

Dandelions

Real life...

Um, phrasing?

Who's right?

Jackie

When the boss is out of office

3 what?

"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"

Start the attack

Photobombed and I was oh-so cool about it.

Dr. Seuss Understands Me

One move and I'll blow your damn head off !

yup

One of those days...

Michael’s quick guide to get ebola...

The master of pill passing and catheters for everyone.

Those mantits tho

Cant SQL now because Revolution

A second man polled, however, disagreed.

Life Before Smartphones

Kim Kardashian, circa 2055.

dont mind me

It's my spirit animal!!!

Sunny day

When u a hugeloler but still have a sense of humor

idk why it says 21

And use it to be beneficial to humanit... shitpost

When you introduce the local kids to Hiddenlol

When someone touches your neck

Meanwhile in Turkey

gonna delet ur existence

When you succ a feminine dicc for the first time

Billy Joel looks like Darth Vader dying.

Not gonna lie, that gave me an honest spook

it doesn't really matter if he finds me tho

The sign in this bathroom

I've missed these

Flavortown Municipal

You will never eat chicken nuggets the same way again after seeing this

He tried to bite the cactus

Caught in the act?

I've got my thinking cat on.

Equality far, far, away.

Loading snow: 10% complete

Light switch humor

Please... dont eat me..

mfw I get the notification that a post I really liked was a repost

Me in grade school.

face swap gone wrong

LPT on studying for finals.

My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport.

Going places

Expectations

"Please inform Jedi Master Syfo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic's new Army."

Menace

This is on the wall at my local drug store...

Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn't believe her until this happened.

Now I know the truth.

My life right now.

Are you okay Annie?

Spread sum chedda

Watching Hell or High Water and noticed he looked familiar

the kids blamed the footprints on the dog

poor guy, he didn't stand a chance

I laughed!

In the absence of laundry detergent do not ever substitute it for shampoo

Photobombed by a wasp

My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos

/g/entooman's first day on public trackers

You might even need multiple tanks

You get three wishes...

My girlfriend started leaving me really mean messages shortly after starting her German lessons.

Kekm8