You aint getting nothin

Even scarier than Halloween town

Sat next to a man who was very much still a kid inside

Where there is a will, there's a way

Dandelions

Real life...

Um, phrasing?

Who's right?

Jackie

When the boss is out of office

3 what?

"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"

Start the attack

Photobombed and I was oh-so cool about it.

Dr. Seuss Understands Me

One move and I'll blow your damn head off !

yup

One of those days...

Michael’s quick guide to get ebola...

The master of pill passing and catheters for everyone.

Those mantits tho

Cant SQL now because Revolution

A second man polled, however, disagreed.

Life Before Smartphones

Kim Kardashian, circa 2055.

dont mind me

It's my spirit animal!!!

Sunny day

When u a hugeloler but still have a sense of humor

idk why it says 21

And use it to be beneficial to humanit... shitpost

When you introduce the local kids to Hiddenlol

When someone touches your neck

Meanwhile in Turkey

gonna delet ur existence

When you succ a feminine dicc for the first time

Billy Joel looks like Darth Vader dying.

Not gonna lie, that gave me an honest spook

it doesn't really matter if he finds me tho

The sign in this bathroom

I've missed these

Flavortown Municipal

You will never eat chicken nuggets the same way again after seeing this

He tried to bite the cactus

Caught in the act?

I've got my thinking cat on.

Equality far, far, away.

Loading snow: 10% complete

Light switch humor

Please... dont eat me..

mfw I get the notification that a post I really liked was a repost

Me in grade school.

face swap gone wrong

LPT on studying for finals.

My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport.

Going places

Expectations

"Please inform Jedi Master Syfo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic's new Army."

Menace

This is on the wall at my local drug store...

Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn't believe her until this happened.

Now I know the truth.

My life right now.

Are you okay Annie?

Spread sum chedda

Watching Hell or High Water and noticed he looked familiar

the kids blamed the footprints on the dog

poor guy, he didn't stand a chance

I laughed!

In the absence of laundry detergent do not ever substitute it for shampoo

Photobombed by a wasp

My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos

/g/entooman's first day on public trackers

You might even need multiple tanks

You get three wishes...

My girlfriend started leaving me really mean messages shortly after starting her German lessons.

Kekm8

redpilled

When they realised they can fight back

So realistic!

Face painting

GOTTA RUN

I wonder what the surprise is...

Screen still work though

arresting an italian

Tata papi

Ahhh *** it.

Neighbors put up a bounce house... it's 32 degrees and they don't have any kids.

Getting through college

Leave the joke aside have a look at the dog.

Slow internet just slays me.

The Shia Chronicles

professionalism: level white house

The aerodynamics of a cow

And I thought I hated daylight savings time.

Sums up my deathbed wish. NYC signs.

Weather lately

magician of the century uwu

THE ABSOLUTE F*CKING MADMAN

My niece got her arm painted at a St. Paddy's day festival. I mean I guess it looks like a clover....