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Working on the announcement post.
I don't know how she finds time for airport security.
"Just kill me"
just is things
Mess with doggo, you get the licko
Feline judo master
My buddy really needs to close his blinds.
The man behind the meme (700!)
pl0x dont beat me
My friend is a 3rd grade teacher. He made a student write an apology letter to another student. Sounds like some fightin' words.
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Toilet Paper Only
Computer chairs in Japan!
Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh...
Hans! Get the Flammenwerfer!
Also applies to pr0n
I made a new logo for United Airlines
Journalist's Guide to Firearms Identification
I don't always deny the holocaust
United Airlands Co.
Update: Local bar that turned into Bob's Burgers got a note and swag from Jim Dauterive
When a drag queen is in the backseat when you crash.
Revenge of the Doctor
I jokingly asked my buddy for a coozy that would fit a 32oz can. Without missing a beat he threw me an oven mit.
My parents developed 25 rolls of film from the 80's and 90's recently and this photo of my dad from the early 90's legit looks like Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs !
Damn it... I mean WOOF!
Free Pepsi on every Southwest Flight
Boys rule girls drool
United has reveal their new logo and slogan
United has learned from their mistakes. These now come complimentary under every seat..
Hey Mom, I finally got a modeling job!
A 3D printer just finished this beauty
For all of your pharmaceutical needs.
COSTCO samples that shouldn't be
***ing mudcrabs... whait what?
Physics, how does it work?
My GF drew me a very special tower.
Whenver another User comments my shitpost expecting something better of me
this is not a meme, this is an extract of a private conversation found by the NSA
have no mercy with me
Ready for my flight
One of life's simple rules!
Execute Order 66
Needs some bepis
Gardening tools at their finest
For those coffee amateurs...
Hide and seek level: Godmode.
A 90s kid made this
Leaked footage of the US Missile launch aimed at a Syrian airbase, crossing into russian territory
Waze said there was a boat in the road. Really?
Today is the day.
What a bargain
United's new seat configuration to prevent future overbooking disputes.
This is how you prank people, old but gold
United Airlines serving "refreshments".
Oh my God, Phrasing!
Not what he was expecting..
Someone has been going around town with these stickers
United Airlines will be using this one a lot more from now on
The hottest new craze
Works every time trust me im an expert, i love the syrians, the syrians are great, trust me
mfw I see KatMan's post before he posts it (Also hey I'm back ^^)
Nature is scary
anime = trash
Ankit is forever the realest
The statistics are clear.
Anon takes video game resource spawn rates too seriously
United Airlines in burger format
damn right f*ckboi
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
Fly the Friendly Skies
Would'v'ste been lost
I guess my mom really doesn't want to be woken up
idk hbu, but I like to be prepared
When you're single and have to compensate.
My life is boring
spay and neuter your kids
16 subs *REAL SHIT*