It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
315,902 Gold Club
the reason why I prefer sneak attacks
You will gain 50 Windows XP. Take Clippy with you.
I am the democracy
Yamero you baka weeb
How does this person look young/old and like a woman/man at the same damn time?
when did you decide to be gay
Having a monster truck was fun until it needed new tires...
Astronauts describing what life is like in outer space
How do i play a balloon?
What's my ideology?
My new favorite birthday card
Your dad is right
So my wife said some guy works at the salon and does her toenails. She didn't mention that he was packin' heat.
It was hot as balls today
The more you look, the worse it gets
Went up hiking at my local ski resort during the off season and found 5 gopros that people lost in the snow!
So, where exactly do I buy this?
Am I the only one who immediately thought of this?
Perfectly placed ad
Mother-in-law gave us this at our baby shower. I made it better.
Do vegans only eat the green m&m's?
I feel like these two signs are related.
Sad votes only
Some conversational tricks
Social Justice taking care of the very urgent matters
It's just girl stuff
Bubba tells Forest about taxes
I think my bananas made a suicide pack last night.
I sure do want this surprise!!
When you're not the cutest but still good in bed
If only there was a way to make it fit
Peppa Pig is getting dark ☠️
Best Fathers Day Ever
Can your choir get any better than this.
Proper use of meme
I can hear this picture.
DIY : Cheap pool for a summer's day.
Mediocre Father's Day Card
The start of an amazing adventure
Told my girlfriend I wanted one, don't know why she looked so disgusted.
McGregor & Mayweather preparing for their upcoming fight.
is this meme still alive?
"she is 1000 years old so she is technically legal"
Sector Is Clear...
My local zoo got a new exhibit
I don't think my son realizes how much Call of Duty I've played
Me las vas a pagar maldita deificacion humana
For some reason, I feel like we can all relate.
"Psst... Hey kid... Wanna stop?"
I feel like I'm a confident dude, but one day I hope to be "Snoop Dogg wearing 27% of a hoodie" confident.
My TV is getting very intense and deep....
He's only gone and done it
My son on his first fishing trip with his uncle
When your parents try out Skype for the first time
When you have a public appearance at 10 but you also got mauled by a bear at 9.
Some advice from this yellow sign
My friends and I talk a lot of smack before we play squash. Today after I won, they recieved these.
fuk friends, amirite
Left this douche a note the other day.
Use the Barron memes before the normies ruin it
I know a few guys like that...
How to include everyone in the picture.
"For the glory of Satan"
And another one
Watching hoes fight is happiness
it was definitely worth having 5-digit debt
i choose yes
"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"
Just. Act. Natural.
I never thought I'd see the day.
Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...
My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake
titles are so 2016
Herding sheep - The right way
It's only 810 hours of effort
indian parent at his best being Indian
Father's Day Expections...