So Majestic....

My professors favorite joke.

Where are some water type pokémon's?!

SHAMED!!!

Barber: "I want everyone to see how I cut hair, even when I am driving" He then heard: "say no more"

Is Hugh Jackman immortal?

North Texas tomorrow when the pumps run dry

Insert eye roll.....here

Unbeknownst to my grandma, we refer to her pan as the "dick-fryer".

Massive *** on my ass

What are your intentions with our daughter

Barry White

Found the problem in Houston

My Friend Joseph

Sometimes I eat my wife's candy. Today she hid it from me; in the plate cabinet, where I get my plates from, every meal.

That's a hell of a deal

Is it just me or do they eat their pizza like it's dick?

I like this girls style

God bless

When you run out of things to talk about.

NiBBa screwed up

I guess we can call it water-burger now

Sometimes God speaks to you.

Albus, have you seen my make-up bag?

Hero of home depot

/a/ , a magical place

and uhh

love me

2 SPOOPY KEEP SCROLLING!

Found these instructions next to the fur rugs in Ikea Glasgow

best ride

Average Texan. Starting tomorrow.

He stealin yo girl

In which one will you look?

I wonder how that comment thread went

didn't have a tape measure but...

20 years can make a big difference

Alpaca vs. Llama

One of the hottest women

Googley eyes put to good use

historical

Mirrors are for amateurs

Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room. #Pallazo

This girl at the gas station behind me - Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood???

Bachelors party done right

Spidey's always being left out

Joel Olsteen's thoughts on Harvey

Fire Distinguisher

And then they take a plate home.

Meanwhile... in an alternate timeline.

Malcolm in the Middle

Joel’s Ark

True!

Pretty sure it's a trap

Leo the magician everybody!

Christian High School Parties

ＦＡＧＵＥＴＴＥ

Pray for sharks

moist

me while posting lots of hilarious memes on hugelol

Yes

Thats the real question

Joel Osteen

The perfect deal

Hope they enjoy it

Zap zap away

A sincere apology.

Woosh ***

But you're still thinking about the game

The lawn strikes again...

This guy is probably getting fired soon

*** lasegna

Die plant, die

Found the British corn.

Footwear...

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

Harvey says goodbye

Another meme

Life hek

update

me upvoting myself on hugelol

NEED DRIT

he will not divide us

Upvote only if you have depression

Let's try "We aren't even trying to hide it" for $400 Alex

My daughter asked me to help her with her job application... I hope she gets the interview

Fellas stop bein gay

Two Girls Two Dudes

Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.

Thanks to all who helped without having to be shamed into it.

The best 2 star hotel review in Kansas.

Even when being rescued from hurricane floods, this cat is just over it.

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $1000, Alex

Still can't see a difference after all this time...

Get off his ark.

Devils vs. Balrogs

We all laughed...

The hero Texas deserves.

It helps to talk about it

Seeing your ex in the street