Let's try "We aren't even trying to hide it" for $400 Alex

My daughter asked me to help her with her job application... I hope she gets the interview

Fellas stop bein gay

Two Girls Two Dudes

Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.

Thanks to all who helped without having to be shamed into it.

The best 2 star hotel review in Kansas.

Even when being rescued from hurricane floods, this cat is just over it.

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $1000, Alex

Still can't see a difference after all this time...

Get off his ark.

Devils vs. Balrogs

We all laughed...

The hero Texas deserves.

It helps to talk about it

Seeing your ex in the street

Customer review that got put on a plaque and hung in the middle of our office today.

Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex

The truth in this pic..

Funny Back to School Pic

The only shelter Joel Osteen really cares about

From the perspective of the tuna inside of a tuna can.

Light water damage

Have you ever realized how the trapezius of a bodybuilder looks like a skinny person coming out of a muscular body?

Flipping homophobes

when duck mother is dog

Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans

Haters and critics alike can now all hush up. Leave my boy, Joel, alone.

atem

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Brian ***ed up bad this time

Hacker level: stack overflow error

Amazon community at it again...

Classic France

Where is the money Lebowski?

mohamed in my case

you made me use 10% of my power

When you bust a nut

I can't look at Joel Osteen without seeing...

Think we've been doing it wrong our whole life

This sink has seen some shit

Please... my son, he's very sick

Littlefinger got little fingered

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $400, Alex

Booty lift

My doggo isn't totally convinced with the makeshift lap I made for him to sit on while I'm gone.

Tricked them

Centaurs: Problematic

Not sure, not sure my friend

Do women know about shrinkage?

Short and sweet Emancipation Proclamation

No, no im sorry they are all mine!

paint 3D

This hits me on a personal level

You can run...

Applies to me .

lujigi dont!

Mei is T H I C C

Upgraded

That's why I try to get at least 14 hours/day

Selfie!

His son wanted a switch for his birthday

That's a powerful hurricane

Elon Musk changing the definition of SAVAGE

Undercover corgi

time for a meme from the future

He could have wished for infinite asses

You've been found out, whomever you are.

You gotta be careful of the flood waters in Texas

boner

My favorite bumper sticker ever...

Only one of them was available during the storm.

Nibba

I've always loved British humour

The sign when leaving Climax, Saskatchewan

Nice of them

Stiff nipples air conditioning

This guy I saw in Denver

A bit of humor to keep us going

Quitting your life

Reletable

 

Friends sister received this tip today...

children are the future

Bye kermit

Seriously Windows, it's been like 5 minutes.

This tattoo just paid for itself

Girls hate this, dont do it

All 5 of my sister's professors look the same this semester. She calls it "The Jaime Lee Curtis Effect"

Punching Nazis

He's trying!

*** off Houston

My dog pretends he's blind

Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me

Saw this on tinder in Portland. The hurricane relief text number

From my daughter's coloring book.

The spice is life!

Moms Like To Be Appreciated On Their Birthday

The weather channel was interviewing Wilson from home and improvement.

Why wireless printers should have passwords. Woke up and found this in my printer