Where is the money Lebowski?

mohamed in my case

you made me use 10% of my power

When you bust a nut

I can't look at Joel Osteen without seeing...

Think we've been doing it wrong our whole life

This sink has seen some shit

Please... my son, he's very sick

Littlefinger got little fingered

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $400, Alex

Booty lift

My doggo isn't totally convinced with the makeshift lap I made for him to sit on while I'm gone.

Tricked them

Centaurs: Problematic

Not sure, not sure my friend

Do women know about shrinkage?

Short and sweet Emancipation Proclamation

No, no im sorry they are all mine!

paint 3D

This hits me on a personal level

You can run...

Applies to me .

lujigi dont!

Mei is T H I C C

Upgraded

That's why I try to get at least 14 hours/day

Selfie!

His son wanted a switch for his birthday

That's a powerful hurricane

Elon Musk changing the definition of SAVAGE

Undercover corgi

time for a meme from the future

He could have wished for infinite asses

You've been found out, whomever you are.

You gotta be careful of the flood waters in Texas

boner

My favorite bumper sticker ever...

Only one of them was available during the storm.

Nibba

I've always loved British humour

The sign when leaving Climax, Saskatchewan

Nice of them

Stiff nipples air conditioning

This guy I saw in Denver

A bit of humor to keep us going

Quitting your life

Reletable

 

Friends sister received this tip today...

children are the future

Bye kermit

Seriously Windows, it's been like 5 minutes.

This tattoo just paid for itself

Girls hate this, dont do it

All 5 of my sister's professors look the same this semester. She calls it "The Jaime Lee Curtis Effect"

Punching Nazis

He's trying!

*** off Houston

My dog pretends he's blind

Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me

Saw this on tinder in Portland. The hurricane relief text number

From my daughter's coloring book.

The spice is life!

Moms Like To Be Appreciated On Their Birthday

The weather channel was interviewing Wilson from home and improvement.

Why wireless printers should have passwords. Woke up and found this in my printer

Just take a step into my mind

Almost died laughing

All the shit

User Interface Dev team at Hulu

Split up and hide.

Apparently this wasn't the transformation they were looking for in my weight loss group

It's not a good look

Old mcBatman had a farm

In Belgium you can get custom license plates...

When someone says theyre not into broccoli

I take it black boizzzz

It wasn't...

On the next episode of McGregor VS.

solar flair

Why yes Windows 10, I do think Witcher 3 is the perfect application to view this .jpg

This grocery store knows what time of year it is.

End me

The world's dumbest mud dauber

Effects of different drugs on the eyes.

Meanwhile in Houston

Follow me, guys, I got this.

Joel Osteen looking at all the Hurricane Harvey evacuees

Choose your fighter

Bamzooker

Yeah, this totally was not made in China

Wow I sure hope I don't get banned

When you tell a Hungarian a hungry joke

Wormhole

This is how Rufus sleeps now since he tore out the bottom of his bed.

I think Portland is becoming the next Florida

In Bacon I trust

When taking a sh!t has never been more uncomfortable...

Never be ashamed for your love of tuna

Make it double