Friends sister received this tip today...

children are the future

Bye kermit

Seriously Windows, it's been like 5 minutes.

This tattoo just paid for itself

Girls hate this, dont do it

All 5 of my sister's professors look the same this semester. She calls it "The Jaime Lee Curtis Effect"

Punching Nazis

He's trying!

*** off Houston

My dog pretends he's blind

Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me

Saw this on tinder in Portland. The hurricane relief text number

From my daughter's coloring book.

The spice is life!

Moms Like To Be Appreciated On Their Birthday

The weather channel was interviewing Wilson from home and improvement.

Why wireless printers should have passwords. Woke up and found this in my printer

Just take a step into my mind

Almost died laughing

All the shit

User Interface Dev team at Hulu

Split up and hide.

Apparently this wasn't the transformation they were looking for in my weight loss group

It's not a good look

Old mcBatman had a farm

In Belgium you can get custom license plates...

When someone says theyre not into broccoli

I take it black boizzzz

It wasn't...

On the next episode of McGregor VS.

solar flair

Why yes Windows 10, I do think Witcher 3 is the perfect application to view this .jpg

This grocery store knows what time of year it is.

End me

The world's dumbest mud dauber

Effects of different drugs on the eyes.

Meanwhile in Houston

Follow me, guys, I got this.

Joel Osteen looking at all the Hurricane Harvey evacuees

Choose your fighter

Bamzooker

Yeah, this totally was not made in China

Wow I sure hope I don't get banned

When you tell a Hungarian a hungry joke

Wormhole

This is how Rufus sleeps now since he tore out the bottom of his bed.

I think Portland is becoming the next Florida

In Bacon I trust

When taking a sh!t has never been more uncomfortable...

Never be ashamed for your love of tuna

Make it double

I bet he wanted bobs and vigena pics

*** obamacare

Ending this meme - 2

i want to be a stock photo model when i grow up

How to trick an idiot.

Young Man there is no need to feel down, except were going to hell for this one

Dammit Stein

How hard did this paper boy throw this newspaper?

Googled Joel Osteen to see if he was still refusing to shelter people; was not disappointed in the wiki summary

Some banter between two restaurants in my town

American consumerism.

two memes for the price of one

Ordering beer

Sperm Bank ... Donation ....

Clear

we all know who won

Always check the bottom of your mugs

No service! Also...

My sister took our cat for a walk outside for the first time in her life. I don't think she was a fan

Rick and Morty

i wish my dad was adopted as well

Like you...

S'wheat Jesus!

Well it ain't gonna suck itself

The cut out Gamestop threw away damn near gave me a Shaq attack.

Not a fan of the new candy machine at work. 0/10, it tastes terrible

When my grandfather passed, I found a stack of these in his nightstand

Only in Alabama

M A U R I C E

Wendy's Frosty Machine

She is gonna be mad tommorow.

John Snow or Jesus?

Has science gone too far?

When having a small penis pays off.

Someone's getting fired

Every time I get a new computer

Someone's horse escaped in Houston and wanted to go for a swim.

Dope or Pedo?

Single life has advantages!

hue

Utah Macy's knows how to cater to their market.

Going to the gym be like

Please help

Mister Aaaaanderson.

R O T A T I O N

If Lays Made Beer

*** YOU KANYE