Average Texan. Starting tomorrow.

He stealin yo girl

In which one will you look?

I wonder how that comment thread went

didn't have a tape measure but...

20 years can make a big difference

Alpaca vs. Llama

One of the hottest women

Googley eyes put to good use

historical

Mirrors are for amateurs

Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room. #Pallazo

This girl at the gas station behind me - Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood???

Bachelors party done right

Spidey's always being left out

Joel Olsteen's thoughts on Harvey

Fire Distinguisher

And then they take a plate home.

Meanwhile... in an alternate timeline.

Malcolm in the Middle

Joel’s Ark

True!

Pretty sure it's a trap

Leo the magician everybody!

Christian High School Parties

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Pray for sharks

moist

me while posting lots of hilarious memes on hugelol

Yes

Thats the real question

Joel Osteen

The perfect deal

Hope they enjoy it

Zap zap away

A sincere apology.

Woosh ***

But you're still thinking about the game

The lawn strikes again...

This guy is probably getting fired soon

*** lasegna

Die plant, die

Found the British corn.

Footwear...

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

Harvey says goodbye

Another meme

Life hek

update

me upvoting myself on hugelol

NEED DRIT

he will not divide us

Upvote only if you have depression

Let's try "We aren't even trying to hide it" for $400 Alex

My daughter asked me to help her with her job application... I hope she gets the interview

Fellas stop bein gay

Two Girls Two Dudes

Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.

Thanks to all who helped without having to be shamed into it.

The best 2 star hotel review in Kansas.

Even when being rescued from hurricane floods, this cat is just over it.

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $1000, Alex

Still can't see a difference after all this time...

Get off his ark.

Devils vs. Balrogs

We all laughed...

The hero Texas deserves.

It helps to talk about it

Seeing your ex in the street

Customer review that got put on a plaque and hung in the middle of our office today.

Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex

The truth in this pic..

Funny Back to School Pic

The only shelter Joel Osteen really cares about

From the perspective of the tuna inside of a tuna can.

Light water damage

Have you ever realized how the trapezius of a bodybuilder looks like a skinny person coming out of a muscular body?

Flipping homophobes

when duck mother is dog

Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans

Haters and critics alike can now all hush up. Leave my boy, Joel, alone.

atem

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Brian ***ed up bad this time

Hacker level: stack overflow error

Amazon community at it again...

Classic France

Where is the money Lebowski?

mohamed in my case

you made me use 10% of my power

When you bust a nut

I can't look at Joel Osteen without seeing...

Think we've been doing it wrong our whole life

This sink has seen some shit

Please... my son, he's very sick

Littlefinger got little fingered

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $400, Alex

Booty lift

My doggo isn't totally convinced with the makeshift lap I made for him to sit on while I'm gone.

Tricked them