Guess I'll die
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DC Comics' toughest crimefighter
There was an accident, your mom didn't survive her skydiving trip
Just a prayer too short
s a v a g e
How to catch a fish
Game of Thrones is looking intense af
those damn milleniums with their social media
My son is practicing his "Benevolent Dictator" wave
Best birthday present ever!
got em boys
So I stopped at a Tim Hortons Roseville, MI...And watched the cashier struggle to put the sleeve on my coffee. Eventually, he just gave up and gave it to me like this.
Troublesome choice of shirt
Surely a career highlight for any vending machine refill person
Tom Segura everyone.
My friend got this letter from his stoner roommate. Please read this with a stoner voice
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gotta stay in shape to fight the evil forces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pretty good odds actually
You know it's gonna get bad in Florida when the gators start leaving
yeah ok you can downvote me for that joke
My friend's back seat, in preparation for hurricane Irma
That one friend who blatantly disregards the rules of shotgun
Right when you think it can't get any worse...
so my teacher tried to lighten the mood about the hurricane
Me too plant.... Me too.....
In Indiana you know it's gonna be a long flight delay when the ground crew breaks out the basketball.
I like it tho
My friend traveled to India. She posted a photo this morning with the caption "It's going well."
What up I'm Josh
My grandfather just passed and we were cleaning out his car, he always had the best since of humor
except hugelol because we are 200k and strong
The quality content HL deserves
This guy is tired of getting pulled over
Let it shine
A symbol of wealth among pigeon's.
The heavens were angry that day my friends...
Sometimes simplicity works best
This is why people drop out
My cat figured out the water cooler button.
Met my mum's new cat yesterday- she has some interesting markings
This card would be more convincing if Old Navy didn't sell them in packs of eight
Loves Me Not
This dragonfly looks like he just farted and is really pleased with himself
Found in a Florida grocery store. That's how you sell some produce!
A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.
No, go ahead. I'm sure the message can wait.
Betty Vs. Cloris
PNW, so hot right now
idk guys the evidence is clear
We get it Pennywise, you vape
rispettare le donne
Florida is weird.
Prepping For Irma Like
Wanted to take a group selfie. Shot one with my daughter in it, then got her to shoot the next. I'd stitch both together. It'll be perfect, I thought.
ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT *** BEAR.
Fans of the vampire team
A co-worker graded the new manager's notice
"Lets-a-go" he whispered into a half-empty flask
help me out my G
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.......
That was also his last BJ.
Dirty sheets™ A viacom company
Katman playing 4d chess
People actually believe there are sharks swimming around Houston. Think they'll believe this too?!
Useful bird chart
My friend found out that you can get photos printed on blankets. This was his niece's birthday gift.
Come on Jesus
Be careful when inviting war hero's to give a talk at your school!