This card would be more convincing if Old Navy didn't sell them in packs of eight
Wife Goals
Cat5 Hurricane
Loves Me Not
This dragonfly looks like he just farted and is really pleased with himself
Found in a Florida grocery store. That's how you sell some produce!
Das Vidanya
A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.
No, go ahead. I'm sure the message can wait.
Betty Vs. Cloris
PNW, so hot right now
idk guys the evidence is clear
Swim tricks
We get it Pennywise, you vape
rispettare le donne
Florida is weird.
Prepping For Irma Like
Wanted to take a group selfie. Shot one with my daughter in it, then got her to shoot the next. I'd stitch both together. It'll be perfect, I thought.
Truth hurts.
ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT *** BEAR.
Anything
Hurricane?...oh
Fans of the vampire team
A co-worker graded the new manager's notice
"Lets-a-go" he whispered into a half-empty flask
help me out my G
Old friend
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.......
Dem tricks
That was also his last BJ.
Boi
Dirty sheets™ A viacom company
Katman playing 4d chess
People actually believe there are sharks swimming around Houston. Think they'll believe this too?!
Useful bird chart
My friend found out that you can get photos printed on blankets. This was his niece's birthday gift.
Come on Jesus
Be careful when inviting war hero's to give a talk at your school!
Pickpocket
Mike Dyson
Rich
sorry this is a C H R I S T I A N H O U S E H O L D so no C U R S I N G
reeeeeee
didnt think about that did you
Florindian Giving.
poor guy
Irma Gerd
Is it?
looks we might have a shot after all you guys
My pregnant wife demanded I go to the store for frozen yogurt. I was temped to play a joke, but wanted to live.
"Whatcha thinkin 'bout?" "Nothin much just spooky stuff"
Chewie with the Cone of Shame.
Classic
you know what i give them ;) Prob some armor so they can go to the war
Churches or Popeyes?
Too Relatable
bachelor of arts in watermelonetics
pls end this
habee pottur
Just because it's unique, doesn't mean it's useful
Another strong hurricane gonna strike the US....
Posted on a local swap "bearly used kiddie pool"
It is too good not to share
How its going to be after Irma hits us
A clarification that could have avoided WW1...
Steve Buscemi was once in a band called the "Lone Rangers" with Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser.
We've got this hurricane under control.
Ready the bananas, I've trained 29 years for this moment.
For some reason this is too relatable
mamma mia pizzeria
Last time I buy a sewing kit from the dollar store!
Gas prices are going up
Elementary School Subject Translator
I suppose it isn't also part of a complete breakfast either.
No way, Jose
Already starving the second week of the semester
good mother
Meeting ppl organically
L0S3R
Injured? Tough luck.
This "serious at first glance" sign.
I got a dog.
Fallen to The Communists.
da fuq is this?!!
After years of wanting to ride on a motorcycle, I finally convinced my friend to take me for a spin....the facial expression says it all
Artwork in my Algebra class
"Why'd I get so much wetter than you guys?"
Soviet National Anthem.mp3
Found the problem!
This new Magic School Bus Promo Image Makes it look like the little girl is giving the boy a handy.
Car for sale
It only makes sense right?
Local reaction
Probably the best end user licensing agreement ever!!!
Hexadecimal code for "*** this shit I'm out"
Operating systems
Army recruitment
If you spot this guy..
he did it → →
Someone said Emu war?