looks we might have a shot after all you guys

My pregnant wife demanded I go to the store for frozen yogurt. I was temped to play a joke, but wanted to live.

"Whatcha thinkin 'bout?" "Nothin much just spooky stuff"

Chewie with the Cone of Shame.

Classic

you know what i give them ;) Prob some armor so they can go to the war

Churches or Popeyes?

Too Relatable

bachelor of arts in watermelonetics

pls end this

habee pottur

Just because it's unique, doesn't mean it's useful

Another strong hurricane gonna strike the US....

Posted on a local swap "bearly used kiddie pool"

It is too good not to share

How its going to be after Irma hits us

A clarification that could have avoided WW1...

Steve Buscemi was once in a band called the "Lone Rangers" with Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser.

We've got this hurricane under control.

Ready the bananas, I've trained 29 years for this moment.

For some reason this is too relatable

mamma mia pizzeria

Last time I buy a sewing kit from the dollar store!

Gas prices are going up

Elementary School Subject Translator

I suppose it isn't also part of a complete breakfast either.

No way, Jose

Already starving the second week of the semester

good mother

Meeting ppl organically

L0S3R

Injured? Tough luck.

This "serious at first glance" sign.

I got a dog.

Fallen to The Communists.

da fuq is this?!!

After years of wanting to ride on a motorcycle, I finally convinced my friend to take me for a spin....the facial expression says it all

Artwork in my Algebra class

"Why'd I get so much wetter than you guys?"

Soviet National Anthem.mp3

Found the problem!

This new Magic School Bus Promo Image Makes it look like the little girl is giving the boy a handy.

Car for sale

It only makes sense right?

Local reaction

Probably the best end user licensing agreement ever!!!

Hexadecimal code for "*** this shit I'm out"

Operating systems

Army recruitment

If you spot this guy..

he did it → →

Someone said Emu war?

9mm Pistol VS Ballistic Gel

Hurricane checklist for Floridians

Is this how you summon Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Here's a dollar for your honesty sir

I'm not sure what's real anymore

Nick Frost you hilarious man.

Feelsgoodman

So Idris, could you please describe your background to us?

: ^)

Dad trying to feed his 4 teenaged turtles

So you're telling me.... there's a chance?

Anon uses his autism

im not afraid to use it

how didnt he eat the doggo

Saw this at Wrigley Field

show her the S H R E K

there and back

The Leaning Tower of Cheeza!

Factual

there's nowhere left to go, except the Oasis

META time

god left

Stupid reasons why kids cry

4 words <3

This sign outside a breakfast place in town

You might want to redo that one...

"Move over Irma, I'm taking over!"

girl power

Final round! FIGHT!

what a d*ck

OK hack you next week

CNN

Group travel plans be like

And people say uber is expensive...

This cat deservs his own post

I like big bags and I cannot lie

T H I C C

from where does it know

Best laugh I've gotten out of a local bar.

No hate but its funny

Cuando estés en México, saluda al señor *** Monkey.

As someone who lives in the US Virgin Islands this is what all the coverage of hurricane Irma feels like.

Just got her braces off!

Irma's projected path

Got to love the city

Rafi is the best character on The League

Our powers combined!

Does anyone else's wife draw with hair on the shower wall?