Last time I buy a sewing kit from the dollar store!

Gas prices are going up

Elementary School Subject Translator

I suppose it isn't also part of a complete breakfast either.

No way, Jose

Already starving the second week of the semester

good mother

Meeting ppl organically

L0S3R

Injured? Tough luck.

This "serious at first glance" sign.

I got a dog.

Fallen to The Communists.

da fuq is this?!!

After years of wanting to ride on a motorcycle, I finally convinced my friend to take me for a spin....the facial expression says it all

Artwork in my Algebra class

"Why'd I get so much wetter than you guys?"

Soviet National Anthem.mp3

Found the problem!

This new Magic School Bus Promo Image Makes it look like the little girl is giving the boy a handy.

Car for sale

It only makes sense right?

Local reaction

Probably the best end user licensing agreement ever!!!

Hexadecimal code for "*** this shit I'm out"

Operating systems

Army recruitment

If you spot this guy..

he did it → →

Someone said Emu war?

9mm Pistol VS Ballistic Gel

Hurricane checklist for Floridians

Is this how you summon Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Here's a dollar for your honesty sir

I'm not sure what's real anymore

Nick Frost you hilarious man.

Feelsgoodman

So Idris, could you please describe your background to us?

: ^)

Dad trying to feed his 4 teenaged turtles

So you're telling me.... there's a chance?

Anon uses his autism

im not afraid to use it

how didnt he eat the doggo

Saw this at Wrigley Field

show her the S H R E K

there and back

The Leaning Tower of Cheeza!

Factual

there's nowhere left to go, except the Oasis

META time

god left

Stupid reasons why kids cry

4 words <3

This sign outside a breakfast place in town

You might want to redo that one...

"Move over Irma, I'm taking over!"

girl power

Final round! FIGHT!

what a d*ck

OK hack you next week

CNN

Group travel plans be like

And people say uber is expensive...

This cat deservs his own post

I like big bags and I cannot lie

T H I C C

from where does it know

Best laugh I've gotten out of a local bar.

No hate but its funny

Cuando estés en México, saluda al señor *** Monkey.

As someone who lives in the US Virgin Islands this is what all the coverage of hurricane Irma feels like.

Just got her braces off!

Irma's projected path

Got to love the city

Rafi is the best character on The League

Our powers combined!

Does anyone else's wife draw with hair on the shower wall?

Someone is being a bad dog

An improved pain scale

How to make this face

literally

Move in week in a college town, and the freshmen have high hopes.

Garfield comics without Garfield are basically just real life struggles

*** u sun

Sometimes it feels like passwords exist just to keep me out of my own accounts.

Their real plan

Apparently there have been calls about "dead" horses

Big bird goes to town

A PT at my gym draws something new on the blackboard every week. This was today's effort.

beep boob it's a

Too few role models

oh snap

Can they melt Steel beams?

Relatable

Giant Seagull attacks humans on beach in France

love thy neighbour..., but no too much

When yo pirate friend wants to join in.

My kind of shop

CSi Crime Scene