"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number"

Jim Carrey playing Fire Marshall Bill in background of Liar Liar. All the extras start laughing in background.

My uncle's a firefighter. One of the kids they rescued drew up a thank you note...

is minecraft still funny

pope of the people !

"I know it but I don't think I should say it."

Hello neighbor, spare some honey?

My rage is untethered and knows no bounds

boping the baloney

Another famous person who can't show his face in public anymore

The Final Boss

No break for me

“Hi mom I got myself a job!”

cat-proofing Christmas

Be yourself

I’m the EGGMAN.

>inb4 RIOT memes wave

Lel!

When the boys get access to that premium crunchyroll account

The employees never noticed

First day on the job and supposed to watching a training video...

I figure the tall one is their leader.

Just what I had in mind

Quality Boobs

A pilot left a nice surprise in the sky in my hometown this morning.

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Someone has an amazing story to tell...

A nice old lady was having a yard sale in my neighborhood yesterday

Online vs. real life

My reaction around other people's kids.

When I hear windows is banned ... again

CoUp?

Leaked footage of starwars 8

(i r o n i c)

Our guardian, Richard Buttocks

My fiance took this pic that makes the cat look like he's made out of a head and just one massive arm.

The most American response to the most American door mat...

anything4uselessinternetpoints

When birb gets upvotes

Im stil waiting for this day...

Tell me what you hear

Anon attends hogwarts

How they make pillows...

100% Duck

Lyrebirb

Ron Swanson’s logic is golden.

Chad got a job.

My dick is made of hard wood

Bathroom at MSP Airport

I'm 1000% connected to this pug on a spiritual level.

clearly happens multiple times

The critically endangered Saiga Antelope

‪“Pick up a hitchhiker, because they might be running away from a prison inmate.” ‬

Henceforth...

Mouse Trap 2.0

Use the forc-....never mind.

Why you should riot

Nintendo you ***ed up

I, too, gave up work 5 years ago to travel, write and live with nature. Didn’t quite make it.

A water line busted on my street and caused my neighbor's mail box to sink into the ground

My money is on crunchy boi

Yes pls

All is not lost... overnight, the EA Board elected a new CEO

Jack Black leading an army of Po-pandas.

anon learns math

Was relevant years ago, and still is

A co-worker is having a girl. Thought we'd congratulate him.

I'm back

It's in the glass!

Beep?

Whatt

PayBoy

There's just so much going on here...

Officer pls

Things I love

I am a realist, the glass is too big.

Cucks

***ing brilliant

Cool cool cool

Lol fam

Show some respect.

When your son leaves a present for Santa and inadvertently apologizes for humanity

crumb dealer

so close ...

Life expectations.

Admins are fags, non-posters whine about HL's bad quality? Wolves it is

HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO WINDOWS!

Ture facts

can relate

What dishes?

I added Krampus to this thrift store painting.

TWO WATER BREAKS???!?! TWO??? Impeach this man right now!!! THink of THe Children!!1!!

Don’t send nudes

How to enter and exit the friendzone automatically

Y e s

In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the...Holy Shit!

Think again

Finally finished the Christmas decorations!

I wanna buy this just because of the sticker

Trans Am bird on hood of a Prius