My dick is made of hard wood

Bathroom at MSP Airport

I'm 1000% connected to this pug on a spiritual level.

clearly happens multiple times

The critically endangered Saiga Antelope

‪“Pick up a hitchhiker, because they might be running away from a prison inmate.” ‬

Henceforth...

Mouse Trap 2.0

Use the forc-....never mind.

Why you should riot

Nintendo you ***ed up

I, too, gave up work 5 years ago to travel, write and live with nature. Didn’t quite make it.

A water line busted on my street and caused my neighbor's mail box to sink into the ground

My money is on crunchy boi

Yes pls

All is not lost... overnight, the EA Board elected a new CEO

Jack Black leading an army of Po-pandas.

anon learns math

Was relevant years ago, and still is

A co-worker is having a girl. Thought we'd congratulate him.

I'm back

It's in the glass!

Beep?

Whatt

PayBoy

There's just so much going on here...

Officer pls

Things I love

I am a realist, the glass is too big.

Cucks

***ing brilliant

Cool cool cool

Lol fam

Show some respect.

When your son leaves a present for Santa and inadvertently apologizes for humanity

crumb dealer

so close ...

Life expectations.

Admins are fags, non-posters whine about HL's bad quality? Wolves it is

HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO WINDOWS!

Ture facts

can relate

What dishes?

I added Krampus to this thrift store painting.

TWO WATER BREAKS???!?! TWO??? Impeach this man right now!!! THink of THe Children!!1!!

Don’t send nudes

How to enter and exit the friendzone automatically

Y e s

In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the...Holy Shit!

Think again

Finally finished the Christmas decorations!

I wanna buy this just because of the sticker

Trans Am bird on hood of a Prius

Paying for early access is a good idea

They're not ***ing kidding.

Wanna go for a...?

Seconds Before Disaster

Golly, nature sure is amazing!

A little twist on an old classic

I'd say she has a little bit of an advantage on defense

Let's learn colors

Shitposting before internet gets taken down again.

Gdammit Zippy, we talked about this

Delet Dis

I think my buddy is enjoying his assignment in Japan

I thought they were announcing the death of their child.

I love England

I just wanted to enjoy my candy.

She's got this

SUMMER 2019

An overwhelming amount of diggity

Keep the rules consistent

Damn George Bush

mold

My coworker got me good. I thought my computer mouse was broken.... nope.

Yo momma's so fat, her IKEA bed came with...

Ask me that again and look into my eyes.

Can I take It For A Spin

Teaching level= legendary

Birb 2

A friend was asked to bring in a plate for morning tea at her Breast Screening workplace. Mammograhams.

How to Smile

The Real Reason Obi Wan Won...Thanks EA!

Totally not a coup

EA is the Dark Side

Can't hank up

I'll have 6 soups please

RAID

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it all makes sense...

And now an unexpected ass whoopin

89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now

Force

Nibba

Well when you say it like that...

Too late to tuna this around now .

Don't post about dying if you're alive

Haha nope

Die

Thanks Obama