IKEA be like:
My buddy's brother got a picture of himself for Christmas.
"I would do anything to be fit!"
It fits so well
Six fingers, that's the secret to winning Monopoly.
Today is my last day at work. I wonder how long it will take them to deactivate my email account.
Kid found the helmet
The greatest chew toy of all time.
Now for today's US weather
The tallest building in Dallas is a Mitch Hedberg fan.
Get a haircut they said
Oldie but hilarious
The shadow of Thor's hammer made it look like Stan Lee peed himself.
Ah, to be single during the holidays.
Just step in the ring.
Pregnant ladies with WiFi?
Well this kid is screwed
Putting the Christ back in Christmas
Coffee Shop in the Philippines.
My girlfriend's Mom definitely won this round of Cards Against Humanity. Totally am a black guy. I love our families.
The perfect last minute gift.
Texas is its own country.
When your girlfriend says she's fat
Found! In Indiana!
Handicapped and they still know how to use the road better than you
Saw something circulating around Facebook so I decided to make a realistic married version
In honor of my little buddy who is currently sick at the vet
Those must be some damn good tamales.
Mora, MN wherever that is
That 70s Show had some great lines.
My dog's first time playing in the snow. The pure joy on his face is amazing.
My life summed up...
This guy gets it
Found in Nebraska
This cat looks like it’s ready to lead the First Order in smashing the rebellion.
F.B.I OPEN UP
Dad joke level: expert
omae wa mou shindeiru
This seems like a decent idea actually
ad placement 10/10
The owner of this restaurant that had a car drive through the front doors sure is taking it well.
Song title didn’t fit on our cars display.
Congrats to Apple’s CEO Tim Cook for earning $98 million in bonuses!
The date was going so well... i don’t know why he never called?
Anatomy of Songs
Me in grade school
Pepe has been faithfully riding the roll at my parents house for over 22 years.
Well i learnt something new. Do me a favor and teach the rest
Lady Gaga VS the Super Bowl
Does Not Compute
When you try to get the cat into the bathtub
2017 summed up
I Know the feels !
This would be a Question for ages...
Romeo and Juliet from doggy’s world!
Ray Romano in the Big Sick summing up why I try to avoid the internet
Love and war...
Best gaming mouse
Looks like I'm up for a crazy weekend
The never-ending sleep struggle
Yes you did
She think's I'm drowning every time I take a bath
Just Bill Murray Things...
So I teach English abroad and this was my student's phonics book.
Oh boy, Christmas carols just ain't what they used to be.
Our town church ofter has clever headlines.
I miss these guys
I'll never see Jack White the same way again
Modifying Dad’s gift.
Caught the exact moment she spotted the Vet’s office
Its Xmas carol time at Jiangsu University in China!
Got my gf this regal cat portrait for Christmas. I think her cat approves.
From a “how to draw” book
Appreciate the honesty Janet
Yo why the *** does my cat sleep like this?
I found him in the middle of Missouri!
Well that is one way to prevent theft
The entire NorthEast U.S. right now?