Misfortune Cookies

Went out in Mardi Gras by myself for a bit. Found my best friend.

When those high school Spanish classes finally pay off

Appointment

They grow so up so fast. At one year old, my baby is almost one whole CVS receipt long.

When the chip stabs your gums

Fvck no

And rocked the stache 39 of them.

Breaking . . .

Went to take some fun wedding pictures around Detroit, ran into a guy w/ a Darth Vader Mask, Asked if he had another mask & he did NOT dissapoint.

The periodic table

Harry Potter: slav version

Utah ski resort gets a review from guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for.

There was an attempt.

Relatable

Parting

Why did he?

“A message to my enemies” -@msduh

I saw this on my table and had to take a picture of it.

When your mother pushes you to say "hi" to visitors

Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like an SNL parody of themselves five years ago

Poor Shrek

Valentine's Day in a nutshell

Very cool casket ad

When you sleep over at a friends house and they don't give you any blankets

Atlast!

'Yer a hazard, Harry'

Well sh1t

Old school internet was fun

Yo cuz

An unusual face swap

yeah he did

Ohh now i get it

I hear their coffee is fairly shit...

2020 prediction

Well dahhhhh

They hated Trump because he told them the truth

Face swapped Joey and Chandler and created twins

Yep, that's what I had in mind.

Ohh wait! Whaaaaatttt

I must go my people need me

Your uber driver will arrive in 6 months.

Substitute teacher struggles

i want to live in 3018

My sister saw this unfortunate-looking starfish at the aquarium today

Hey, as long as it works

Holup isis

This doesnt look good

good old D's

Battery falling down a hole

ability...where did he learn this?

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Sigismund III, should it concern anyone

Quite an interesting plant grew in my garden

Definitely not Ruskie

GOD DAMN IT SUN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!

Lore expert

Heh

Up hill both ways!

Not to much to ask for!

For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders..she doesn't see it !

The Smell of the Future.

hey jude 101

The Olympic Cauldron Looked Too Familiar

Just met the happiest little fish!

In passive-aggressiveness we trust.

Sports really do bring people together

Manly Man...

500k Baby

You know you live in Canada when...

I pay therefore I am.

Vinyl Flooring

mm water sandwich

Sharing is caring

i lost to this

A kid got caught at school selling bags of Cheetos for .25/bag.

I found this absolute legend in a tattoo look book today

mfw i discover the meaning of life

I never knew it could get so bad.

This is Archie. His hobbies include: catching mice, drinking milk, and getting trapped on the roof.

hear us out on this

Bring it on, Come up with more

This vodka review

Parenting done right

SJW charging SJWs

OH FUK

sorry for your

Biggest Hugelol Party

Canada #1

When You...

I thought the US Olympic team's gloves looked familiar

The superhuman intelligence he displays clearly shows us that he's an alien.

My friend sums up Olympic Figure Skating commentator perfectly!

If Lay's made avocados

MS Paint still has its uses

Belze-Bob Ross

Didn't think it was such a big problem in our small town...

dayum boi

how did he do that...

Life's hard