Your uber driver will arrive in 6 months.

Substitute teacher struggles

i want to live in 3018

My sister saw this unfortunate-looking starfish at the aquarium today

Hey, as long as it works

Holup isis

This doesnt look good

good old D's

Battery falling down a hole

ability...where did he learn this?

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Sigismund III, should it concern anyone

Quite an interesting plant grew in my garden

Definitely not Ruskie

GOD DAMN IT SUN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!

Lore expert

Heh

Up hill both ways!

Not to much to ask for!

For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders..she doesn't see it !

The Smell of the Future.

hey jude 101

The Olympic Cauldron Looked Too Familiar

Just met the happiest little fish!

In passive-aggressiveness we trust.

Sports really do bring people together

Manly Man...

500k Baby

You know you live in Canada when...

I pay therefore I am.

Vinyl Flooring

mm water sandwich

Sharing is caring

i lost to this

A kid got caught at school selling bags of Cheetos for .25/bag.

I found this absolute legend in a tattoo look book today

mfw i discover the meaning of life

I never knew it could get so bad.

This is Archie. His hobbies include: catching mice, drinking milk, and getting trapped on the roof.

hear us out on this

Bring it on, Come up with more

This vodka review

Parenting done right

SJW charging SJWs

OH FUK

sorry for your

Biggest Hugelol Party

Canada #1

When You...

I thought the US Olympic team's gloves looked familiar

The superhuman intelligence he displays clearly shows us that he's an alien.

My friend sums up Olympic Figure Skating commentator perfectly!

If Lay's made avocados

MS Paint still has its uses

Belze-Bob Ross

Didn't think it was such a big problem in our small town...

dayum boi

how did he do that...

Life's hard

Banana eating etiquette

Perspective !

Ohh now i get why

Somebody ain’t making it off that train.

Couple goals <3

The world needs more people like Elon musk.

My 8yr old son said that this was, 'A big honking meeting.'

"My dentist office staff looks like a polygamist family"

"Knowledge is nothing without wisdom"

Well, well. What do we got here?

Funny cause it's true....or just sad.

Bop it!

= + || = #

coffe vs spoon

This is Accurate ...

wish i could talk like that

The League of Shadowy Women

Left job but still in the group chat

Burn so hard he's gonna be tanner than them

At a local hamburger restaurant...

It only took 14 years for my jeep to travel the distance that light travels in one second.

Can you disagree with ratmic tho?

The best, undisputed duo ever.

Botox power

ah valentines

you like to dip eh?

Hey, it's 2018, you can be whatever you want

Can we do that?

Staceys also probably pop into existence in high school

I‘m not done with the Star Wars maymays yet

nice one

I'm actually in 5 states at once, if you count my constant paranoia

My friend has a box of "cheez its" tattooed on his leg. He met a higher up from the company on a cruise and they sent him a bunch of cheez its gear.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My personal favourite thing to burn

hmm...makes sense

Erm, I guess I'm officially prepared for any situation in Norway.

Tomorrow we test launch the Canadian goose heavy.

Who wouldn’t pay $1500 for this kind of floating nightmare?

HUEHUE

My daughter decided to start claiming food