I pretty much like cookies. Cookies are awesome.
The world needs more people like Elon musk.
My 8yr old son said that this was, 'A big honking meeting.'
"My dentist office staff looks like a polygamist family"
"Knowledge is nothing without wisdom"
Well, well. What do we got here?
Funny cause it's true....or just sad.
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coffe vs spoon
This is Accurate ...
wish i could talk like that
The League of Shadowy Women
Left job but still in the group chat
Burn so hard he's gonna be tanner than them
At a local hamburger restaurant...
It only took 14 years for my jeep to travel the distance that light travels in one second.
Can you disagree with ratmic tho?
The best, undisputed duo ever.
you like to dip eh?
Hey, it's 2018, you can be whatever you want
Can we do that?
Staceys also probably pop into existence in high school
I‘m not done with the Star Wars maymays yet
I'm actually in 5 states at once, if you count my constant paranoia
My friend has a box of "cheez its" tattooed on his leg. He met a higher up from the company on a cruise and they sent him a bunch of cheez its gear.
My personal favourite thing to burn
Erm, I guess I'm officially prepared for any situation in Norway.
Tomorrow we test launch the Canadian goose heavy.
Who wouldn’t pay $1500 for this kind of floating nightmare?
My daughter decided to start claiming food
Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.
Elon makes a discovery
The Hunger Games?
How to properly use PETA's stickers
Thailand trolled again. CPR Instructions next to the hotel pool. They haven't the slightest clue...
I just found this funny
I mean he kinda deserved that... poor neighbours
My girlfriend tried to use voice-to-text
Unemployment is the solution
Spotted at a popular busking spot in my city
If you know, you know.
when you love fur clothes but against killing animals
Tried to face swap this ferret.... didn’t quite go as expected.
4 states at once....
Looks like we're getting the shaft.
New year, new look
Ready for battle
My kind of people
Your in-flight movie this evening will be Barbershop
The best Radiohead song ever
Superman the Wise
1960s Batman was dope AF
Finally finished that grind for that new camo
take that Merica
Who else has this folder?
Initial bus qt
How do people afford cars like those?
yeah sry about that
Jungle Night Party
The wood grain on this door looks like a damp woman ran into it
Grab her by the tits
SpaceX in 2002
I think they call them goths now days...
Honest traffic announcement
I was going to go jogging...
My friend made a thing a while back
Bye gawd, ya done it
Guess what day it is my dudes
how can you say that?
Spying on the neighbors
oh shit guys
Next time you're going down
Accidental X-Men cosplay team
oh watch out watch out!
When you Think You've got this, but Instead Fail Miserably
The only way to cross a street safely.
If God said so, it must be true
Authentic Cuban Fries
How I imagine the Tesla being found in the future
I hope my Valentine’s Day cards are better this year than they were last year
Get in loser, we're going to earth.