When you set an alarm every 5 minutes in the morning
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Post Malone's skull tatoo looks like an old man's butt
That one single guy on Valentine's day
outplayed. now to my loli hentai
New Goal: Hang Potatoes For A Living
Know your Big Cats!
He always does this...
When Windows XP froze so you’d drag the window around
Just kinda shimmer
that one guy who didnt study, smoked a joint and aced the test while studied your ass off and failed
Darwin Day Poster
This is me....EVERY DAY
MadVlad finds marshmallows.
And read the Bible daily
How many gold medals do you have?
I like how they have pictures of local cats that they presumably interviewed for the article
Visiting my brother in Louisiana for Mardi Gras. When nature called, I was greeted by this lovely needlepoint.
I knew it was a real place
Girl what he do
Elon Musk transformation..
Saw this on a local Facebook Swap Shop page.
Guess I’m not going to this target location.
Your Uber has arrived!
How every news travels...!!!!
This is why I love this game.
she ain't no women
Earth-chan was a setup!
when you invest all your points into luck.
Well I'm sold
theory vs practice
I regret everything
Bobs and Vagene are too good
Who should the NBC hire to comment for the Olympics
The wolf of Wall Street
Damn it ernie
When you get too high and start asking the real questions
One of my most favourite reviews on Amazon
Ohh no no no
...and invited all friends
Anyway. Here's a Shitpost.
Best Korea wins winter olimpics
I’ll just be a hater...
When you accidentally search for "kimono dragon".
"Pediatrician had this posted"
shoot it boy
Bill Murray's greatest idea.
The earth is obviously flat
When you leave all of your homework for Sunday
For every pun
just a reminder
The value of an upvote.
I told my boss we need to put a sign up so the kitchen staff knows we sharpened the knives and this is what he chose to tell everyone.
You know its that gay
Me every time I study
S P E E D
Thats pretty goood.
Here to talk to you about cat Dia-beet-us
Racial lines overcome
The real saint
Evidently Random acts of kindness are illegal now.
How’d your kid get suspended? Well...
But hey, that's just a theory. An al(t)right theory.
Classic sunday for me
Need a card that'll melt her heart this year? This one will do it so well it'll seem like an inside job.
If people can have emotional support pea***s I should be able to have this
This girl is killing it
Land of the free, but congress for sale …
She is straight up slaying this fart!
Attempted a faceswap with my dog but ...
Level of accuracy here is 100%
Figure skating commentating is so hot right now.
Downvoting something on the front page
If you are the person who invented this type of sticker nobody likes you.
Funniest thing I have seen this week
Saw in a movie theater bathroom
Violets are tender
My daughter has hit her rebellious stage earlier than expected