Violets are tender

My daughter has hit her rebellious stage earlier than expected

No matter how many times I watch it's still funny.

The original meme sharing

Your definitive guide to the sports of the 2018 Winter Olympics

Try rugby they said, it will be fun they said...

Curling

Would that work?

Pray for DORO

Spotted in New Orleans

Shipping box... or yoga mat?

Any one from Amazon missing a glove?

Me, in high school

a tribute to one of the greatest guys I ever knew

Bad idea!! But hilarious results!!

Eat wood

Looks like a Spongebob character

DISGUSTANG

Cats be like

When you own a dog

For the last four years, I've been drawing Valentine's cards in early February. This one's my favorite.

Prophet Elon

A first date at Hooters might have been the first red flag...

Ronald was never very good as a hiring manager.

Judgemental reporter

Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music

Saw this sticker on a car today, made me laugh.

Enlightenment

Made me laugh.... And feel lucky to have a soul

When searching for boxer brief options that offer more protection than the regular cotton ones, consider this review

1953 Playboy Magazine Cover, Ireland

Get Me a Scientist!

When you see another loss meme

Spell check.

Rocket Man.

How? Just how??

the return

;^)

The confused look

The caption in this image

"Hit and run driver will be hard to find"

elon r u ok?

Videoclip

Lol bodybuilders

Milky Goodness

The Sims pool in real life.

One of my favorite Instagram finds

This exchange between a Facebook page-owner and a troll

Now thats a good one

Don't waste your talent

i changed

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

Or better yet, when you have to fart in public

10 out of 10

Picking his nose in public

Dating: my date’s hidden talent

Everyday we stray further from god

Elon Musk before and after.

NASA vs Flat Earthers

Almost choked on my gum when I looked up at saw this above the toilet at my work.

I broke an apple slicer and made a very dangerous apple

The pug is the concerned mother, while the cat is the disappointed father.

My wife wanted me to share this with everyone.

GOD DAMN IT SUN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!

Douche bag requirements

A beautiful sunset

This sign at Wellington Zoo, NZ

I don’t get it, we’re two married men

Find a partner that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his Falcon Heavy rocket.

Holy Shit It's A Lion!!

Damnit, this is false advertisement!

These Simpsons predictions are getting out of hand.

"Your Uber will be here in six months"

Pls do

Divorce selfie!

And we all forgot

Formal Apocalypse

Misfortune Cookies

Went out in Mardi Gras by myself for a bit. Found my best friend.

When those high school Spanish classes finally pay off

Appointment

They grow so up so fast. At one year old, my baby is almost one whole CVS receipt long.

When the chip stabs your gums

Fvck no

And rocked the stache 39 of them.

Breaking . . .

Went to take some fun wedding pictures around Detroit, ran into a guy w/ a Darth Vader Mask, Asked if he had another mask & he did NOT dissapoint.

The periodic table

Harry Potter: slav version

Utah ski resort gets a review from guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for.

There was an attempt.

Relatable

Parting

Why did he?

“A message to my enemies” -@msduh

I saw this on my table and had to take a picture of it.

When your mother pushes you to say "hi" to visitors

Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like an SNL parody of themselves five years ago

Poor Shrek

Valentine's Day in a nutshell