Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

Or better yet, when you have to fart in public

10 out of 10

Picking his nose in public

Dating: my date’s hidden talent

Everyday we stray further from god

Elon Musk before and after.

NASA vs Flat Earthers

Almost choked on my gum when I looked up at saw this above the toilet at my work.

I broke an apple slicer and made a very dangerous apple

The pug is the concerned mother, while the cat is the disappointed father.

My wife wanted me to share this with everyone.

GOD DAMN IT SUN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!

Douche bag requirements

A beautiful sunset

This sign at Wellington Zoo, NZ

I don’t get it, we’re two married men

Find a partner that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his Falcon Heavy rocket.

Holy Shit It's A Lion!!

Damnit, this is false advertisement!

These Simpsons predictions are getting out of hand.

"Your Uber will be here in six months"

Pls do

Divorce selfie!

And we all forgot

Formal Apocalypse

Misfortune Cookies

Went out in Mardi Gras by myself for a bit. Found my best friend.

When those high school Spanish classes finally pay off

Appointment

They grow so up so fast. At one year old, my baby is almost one whole CVS receipt long.

When the chip stabs your gums

Fvck no

And rocked the stache 39 of them.

Breaking . . .

Went to take some fun wedding pictures around Detroit, ran into a guy w/ a Darth Vader Mask, Asked if he had another mask & he did NOT dissapoint.

The periodic table

Harry Potter: slav version

Utah ski resort gets a review from guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for.

There was an attempt.

Relatable

Parting

Why did he?

“A message to my enemies” -@msduh

I saw this on my table and had to take a picture of it.

When your mother pushes you to say "hi" to visitors

Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like an SNL parody of themselves five years ago

Poor Shrek

Valentine's Day in a nutshell

Very cool casket ad

When you sleep over at a friends house and they don't give you any blankets

Atlast!

'Yer a hazard, Harry'

Well sh1t

Old school internet was fun

Yo cuz

An unusual face swap

yeah he did

Ohh now i get it

I hear their coffee is fairly shit...

2020 prediction

Well dahhhhh

They hated Trump because he told them the truth

Face swapped Joey and Chandler and created twins

Yep, that's what I had in mind.

Ohh wait! Whaaaaatttt

I must go my people need me

Your uber driver will arrive in 6 months.

Substitute teacher struggles

i want to live in 3018

My sister saw this unfortunate-looking starfish at the aquarium today

Hey, as long as it works

Holup isis

This doesnt look good

good old D's

Battery falling down a hole

ability...where did he learn this?

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Sigismund III, should it concern anyone

Quite an interesting plant grew in my garden

Definitely not Ruskie

GOD DAMN IT SUN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!

Lore expert

Heh

Up hill both ways!

Not to much to ask for!

For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders..she doesn't see it !

The Smell of the Future.

hey jude 101

The Olympic Cauldron Looked Too Familiar

Just met the happiest little fish!

In passive-aggressiveness we trust.

Sports really do bring people together

Manly Man...

500k Baby

You know you live in Canada when...

I pay therefore I am.

Vinyl Flooring

mm water sandwich

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