Cause: Tony plays his synthesizer 20 minutes every day.

That. Lol.

My yellow human twin

( v ) ( >) ( < ) ( v ) ( >) ( < )

So do eye!

Thicc

understandable

Shit. What?

Mein Meteorologe

Tall German tourist using an ATM in south-east Asia

little cute dragon

Dammit technology.

My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some...

jimbo

Britain prepares to go head-to-head with Space X.

eww

steamed loss

"How to be a gentleman"

Black Panther is racist confirmed

The 1980s, when a kid had to blow out his birthday candles over an ashtray and next to an open beer while someone held a lit cigarette 6 inches from their face.

Stolen.

Still lost? Eh?

At Ex's wedding trying to recover all the money spent on her.

I heard y'all like snipping tool pictures

This vet gets it

Lurking for 5 years and seeing this

cute

People be so dumb.

some good content

Prego-man

steamed

We just moved to a new house, and a friend who was helping us unpack started screaming "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to unpack this! I'm not doing this box!" She found my paper towel holder...

The 1/3rd Reich

Jim’s Apple Barn always has the best signs. Wonder if this one got them in trouble.

We had quite a windy Valentine’s Day...

intentional?

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude disguised as another dude

This mascot that's supposed to encourage kids to save water.

Who drew this?

In a dentist office to teach kids how to brush teeth..more like never sleep again!

I o l

The definition of Crazy

Bar Humor

Vascemtomy gift basket

Finally, Olympic sport I can relate to!

This person is my hero

Dorifto

non

Tf

heh

why would you do that

binary

Movie night with the wife.

So my wife bought a decorative sign for our kitchen.

Basically a hidden lol.

I sent this to a random stranger to create this little joke

nani?

Perfect response to Ryan Reynolds' "gag"

Apparently I'm a dickhead. Thanks, genes.

Mama Freighter nursing her young

worth the wait

How To Get Denied Like a Boss

Best name for a locksmith EVER

fits

Sweet! Google Chrome is blocking annoying ads…

#FlatDeathStar

when a potted plant is more beloved than you

So I live near a town named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.

"It's going to be a gloomy day today"

Rape prevention

Am I seeing this right?

ZA WARUDO time

oh no please

Low expectations

They look so happy

oh no

Nice Hard disk I got here.

My housemate just got his wedding photos back and this was easily the best one

The Fall of Five

Small people problems

Not a tuesday, but still

I’d probably watch it then

Same

Legendary Khajiit Warrior watching over Skyrim!

Which guy are you?

Modern world

Watch me.

I'm ok with this.

Windows are banned

You were....you were the chosen....shit. Who were you?

they cant

Do not touch.

ohhhh now i get it

The look your mom gives when she loves you, but wishes you made better decisions.

I found a car we all have been drawing in our childhood

DOITDOITDOITDOIT

IM DONE.

Tonight I convinced my kids that I stole the moon...

DISGUSTING example of our PAY TO WIN culturE

This guy runs a coffee shop out of a Beetle