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Movie night with the wife.

So my wife bought a decorative sign for our kitchen.

Basically a hidden lol.

I sent this to a random stranger to create this little joke

nani?

Perfect response to Ryan Reynolds' "gag"

Apparently I'm a dickhead. Thanks, genes.

Mama Freighter nursing her young

worth the wait

How To Get Denied Like a Boss

Best name for a locksmith EVER

fits

Sweet! Google Chrome is blocking annoying ads…

#FlatDeathStar

when a potted plant is more beloved than you

So I live near a town named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.

"It's going to be a gloomy day today"

Rape prevention

Am I seeing this right?

ZA WARUDO time

oh no please

Low expectations

They look so happy

oh no

Nice Hard disk I got here.

My housemate just got his wedding photos back and this was easily the best one

The Fall of Five

Small people problems

Not a tuesday, but still

I’d probably watch it then

Same

Legendary Khajiit Warrior watching over Skyrim!

Which guy are you?

Modern world

Watch me.

I'm ok with this.

Windows are banned

You were....you were the chosen....shit. Who were you?

they cant

Do not touch.

ohhhh now i get it

The look your mom gives when she loves you, but wishes you made better decisions.

I found a car we all have been drawing in our childhood

DOITDOITDOITDOIT

IM DONE.

Tonight I convinced my kids that I stole the moon...

DISGUSTING example of our PAY TO WIN culturE

This guy runs a coffee shop out of a Beetle

Its a terrible show

aww that's so sweet

I mean, it's true

Revenge sometimes doesn't work out.

...We might as well laugh at this point.

Bury your emotions Travis

My gf saw this at the local vet

The Kiss of Poseidon

Local supermarket stepping up their game

Some Days it's Hard To Find Motivation

: (

The cast of Marvel's "Black Panther"

bethesda and the well-rested theme

Rare picture of Elon Musks family vacation

pls someone help me

Female co-worker can't understand why we're laughing at how she cleaned the men's bathroom

The Hungry Games

The internet has warped my mind.

Seems a squirrel fell off the tree in my garden. Your guess?

A Koosh Ball Popped, So This Happened

Your mother & I don't know how to tell you this but...

Perhaps my favorite scene from Doctor Who

Found this mad lad's handiwork in the local hospital bathroom.

Take my eyes but not my stick family!

original joke do not steal

My local grocery store yesterday around 5:20 PM.

Jodie

If you don't feel good...

"I can't believe it...I'm on a bookmark!"

Yea learn to park, ***

I'd smash

Good old Scottish humour. Glad they see the funny side!

that hurts

not just padmé

we prefer the word hitla

South Korea has two numbers for calling for help depending on the urgency

OC week is coming

Found this today in a local shop

Happy valentines

Kurt Cobain looks like a child attending an event with his mother and baby sister.

heh

I T ' S T I M E T O K I C K O D D I E O F F T H E T A B L E!

How to be funny in a job interview

I Ain’t Afraid of No Goats!

Am I crazy or does this pic of Rumi look like Leo Dicaprio?!

the hell you say

Hank Scorpio predicted

To the giant robot holding the Bay Bridge in SF together. Don't be surprised of your strength. I'm proud of you, bud.

Sad part is this wasn’t in a restaurant...

And on top of that the only platypus out of Austria beats him up regularly :/

probably cause no gf