Hank Scorpio predicted

To the giant robot holding the Bay Bridge in SF together. Don't be surprised of your strength. I'm proud of you, bud.

Sad part is this wasn’t in a restaurant...

And on top of that the only platypus out of Austria beats him up regularly :/

probably cause no gf

guess thats taken care of

Now with 75% less skipped beats

gun show

impossible

Katie is a Savage!

See comments for title.

Comal County, Texas Sheriff: Coyotes are ok. Coyotes carrying "ACME" boxes? Not ok. Coyotes blowing stuff up? Not ok. Coyotes posting signs? Definitely not ok.

Best card to give my husband on our first Valentine's Day as a married couple!

Did I find my soul mate? Lol

way better

Too close... Harold... too close...

Make Venn diagrams great again

oh noe..

Tapman and Datwoman.

what a cool guy

LPT

L A D

Who invented the tablet..?

SMH Debra

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue....

da dum dum dum

just wait

My girlfriend wanted flowers delivered to her at work today... I delivered

Join and be hardcore

My wife’s card to me. This is what love looks like.

what do I look like to you?

They can see what you think

Cheeky Valentine's card to the wife

ideal

The Valentine's note I wrote for my students

Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would

the girl of your dreams

Mods on Valentines day

The ol' switcharoo !

Scary Terry!

One of these products is banned in the US because of the risk to human lives

When you think you're on a Valentine's date but this is where she wants to eat.

Like this guys style

Korean Translator

Pretty much sums up my marriage.... The card I received from my wife

Definitely had zero surgery

"Bitcoin was a mistake" - the bitcoin dude

To all fellow single people out there.

Puppy fart . . . :)

This kid in his family portrait

This library knows how to motivate children.

Haircut allignement

This license plate I found today.

Rubbing it in for those who'll be rubbing one out.

Sign at Florida BBQ restaurant.

It’s true.

When on a budget

Church mice

Any plans?

Looking forward to it ^^

How will you be spending your Valentine's Day?

Wrong boy

A nice clean driveway, ohhh wait...

;) facism

Drawing the line

At least try to be nice to the cashier.

Spooky post ahead.. make sure to turn the volume up

Idk who did this but thank you

A loving wife...

faster

Gramps needs a little room.

Some series these days

I'll see you tomorrow, my half-priced pretties.

What it feels like driving while it's snowing

In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a photo of me and my wife on the happiest day of our lives..

Okay Toto

Płotka drifting

"No means no"

genius

Made my gf a Valentine’s Day card.

yes

FOUND: THIS BIRD

Would you buy here?

Proud parent of a...

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog

Oh..

"Have at thee!..."

Pineapples are pretty obvious

german politicians are really a mess

Sliding into those DMs on Valentines Day be like:

Special discounts.

The year 2376...Somewhere in deep space...

She face swapped with her doll.

Boat Troll

Its name is Maytag

flat earth

Happy St. Valentine's Day!

This was a “dude-doir” gift he made his wife for Valentine’s Day.

wise words

My grandpa's humorous letter to me.