It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
406,927 Gold Club
Happy St. Valentine's Day!
This was a “dude-doir” gift he made his wife for Valentine’s Day.
My grandpa's humorous letter to me.
For those feeling sad on this fine day :)
Art degree shart degree
It was so much easier back then
I'm bad with titles
Was looking to see what The Goonies cast looks like now. Was not disappointed.
Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park..
this is aw
Taco Bell’s big box looks like a bra sizing chart.
A head, round as the earth.
Secret of birth.
Tonight’s CVS receipt for a $4 purchase
Walmart knows Valentine’s Day
My buddy installed a camera after constantly being ding dong ditched. Today he found the culprit.
It’s pronounced data.
The turn of events…
I accidentally melted a bottle of honey and now it looks like the inbred cousin
If you can't beat 'em
I wonder what happened to it
Only acceptable use of the selfie stick.
You mean like regular ***ing headphones?
Living off the grid
i want that too
Trash cats are cool
Happy Valentine's day!!
My current position in life.
Alex is the hero we need
Ice-skating + HD cameras =
She will be loved.
Everybody makes mistakes sometimes
Fashion demands victims
Me when I smell horseradish
Genetics for dummies.
Come on Peter this is genin level stuff.
When you play the same champion every game.
Sometimes we really need that shower, girls!
The most accurate Venn diagram
Ever wonder what your dog is thinking
Scientists have found a way to regain memory
Witty comment about Trump administration
Man redefines horror
Will you quack me back?
Shietttt it's worthless now
don't keep the feels inside
“They’re just like us!”
stop flexin' on me so hard please !
When you leave all your homework for Sunday night.
Getting into the meme game after a ban.
oh *** wtf ?
When you turn 100 and cant play with legos anymore.
Imagine someone asks if you have a light and you whip out a flammenwerfer
This makes-a me WAH-nna kill myself-a
Chocolates give some women a buzz.
He's feeling pretty confident about the rose
Hey hey heeeeey
Gee, Thanks Kid!
When you set an alarm every 5 minutes in the morning
Post Malone's skull tatoo looks like an old man's butt
That one single guy on Valentine's day
outplayed. now to my loli hentai
New Goal: Hang Potatoes For A Living
Know your Big Cats!
He always does this...
When Windows XP froze so you’d drag the window around
Just kinda shimmer
that one guy who didnt study, smoked a joint and aced the test while studied your ass off and failed
Darwin Day Poster
This is me....EVERY DAY
MadVlad finds marshmallows.
And read the Bible daily
How many gold medals do you have?
I like how they have pictures of local cats that they presumably interviewed for the article
Visiting my brother in Louisiana for Mardi Gras. When nature called, I was greeted by this lovely needlepoint.
I knew it was a real place
Girl what he do