My girlfriend wanted flowers delivered to her at work today... I delivered

Join and be hardcore

My wife’s card to me. This is what love looks like.

what do I look like to you?

They can see what you think

Cheeky Valentine's card to the wife

ideal

The Valentine's note I wrote for my students

Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would

the girl of your dreams

Mods on Valentines day

The ol' switcharoo !

Scary Terry!

One of these products is banned in the US because of the risk to human lives

When you think you're on a Valentine's date but this is where she wants to eat.

Like this guys style

Korean Translator

Pretty much sums up my marriage.... The card I received from my wife

Definitely had zero surgery

"Bitcoin was a mistake" - the bitcoin dude

To all fellow single people out there.

Puppy fart . . . :)

This kid in his family portrait

This library knows how to motivate children.

Haircut allignement

This license plate I found today.

Rubbing it in for those who'll be rubbing one out.

Sign at Florida BBQ restaurant.

It’s true.

When on a budget

Church mice

Any plans?

Looking forward to it ^^

How will you be spending your Valentine's Day?

Wrong boy

A nice clean driveway, ohhh wait...

;) facism

Drawing the line

At least try to be nice to the cashier.

Spooky post ahead.. make sure to turn the volume up

Idk who did this but thank you

A loving wife...

faster

Gramps needs a little room.

Some series these days

I'll see you tomorrow, my half-priced pretties.

What it feels like driving while it's snowing

In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a photo of me and my wife on the happiest day of our lives..

Okay Toto

Płotka drifting

"No means no"

genius

Made my gf a Valentine’s Day card.

yes

FOUND: THIS BIRD

Would you buy here?

Proud parent of a...

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog

Oh..

"Have at thee!..."

Pineapples are pretty obvious

german politicians are really a mess

Sliding into those DMs on Valentines Day be like:

Special discounts.

The year 2376...Somewhere in deep space...

She face swapped with her doll.

Boat Troll

Its name is Maytag

flat earth

Happy St. Valentine's Day!

This was a “dude-doir” gift he made his wife for Valentine’s Day.

wise words

My grandpa's humorous letter to me.

For those feeling sad on this fine day :)

Art degree shart degree

It was so much easier back then

I'm bad with titles

Was looking to see what The Goonies cast looks like now. Was not disappointed.

Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park..

Lovely cake.

this is aw

Taco Bell’s big box looks like a bra sizing chart.

A head, round as the earth.

Secret of birth.

oh damn

Tonight’s CVS receipt for a $4 purchase

Walmart knows Valentine’s Day

My buddy installed a camera after constantly being ding dong ditched. Today he found the culprit.

It’s pronounced data.

The turn of events…

I accidentally melted a bottle of honey and now it looks like the inbred cousin

If you can't beat 'em

I wonder what happened to it

Only acceptable use of the selfie stick.

You mean like regular ***ing headphones?

Living off the grid

I'm sleepy

i want that too

rekt

cmon