"No means no"

genius

Made my gf a Valentine’s Day card.

yes

FOUND: THIS BIRD

Would you buy here?

Proud parent of a...

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog

Oh..

"Have at thee!..."

Pineapples are pretty obvious

german politicians are really a mess

Sliding into those DMs on Valentines Day be like:

Special discounts.

The year 2376...Somewhere in deep space...

She face swapped with her doll.

Boat Troll

Its name is Maytag

flat earth

Happy St. Valentine's Day!

This was a “dude-doir” gift he made his wife for Valentine’s Day.

wise words

My grandpa's humorous letter to me.

For those feeling sad on this fine day :)

Art degree shart degree

It was so much easier back then

I'm bad with titles

Was looking to see what The Goonies cast looks like now. Was not disappointed.

Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park..

Lovely cake.

this is aw

Taco Bell’s big box looks like a bra sizing chart.

A head, round as the earth.

Secret of birth.

oh damn

Tonight’s CVS receipt for a $4 purchase

Walmart knows Valentine’s Day

My buddy installed a camera after constantly being ding dong ditched. Today he found the culprit.

It’s pronounced data.

The turn of events…

I accidentally melted a bottle of honey and now it looks like the inbred cousin

If you can't beat 'em

I wonder what happened to it

Only acceptable use of the selfie stick.

You mean like regular ***ing headphones?

Living off the grid

I'm sleepy

i want that too

rekt

cmon

Woman please

Trash cats are cool

Happy Valentine's day!!

My current position in life.

Alex is the hero we need

Ice-skating + HD cameras =

She will be loved.

Everybody makes mistakes sometimes

Fashion demands victims

Me when I smell horseradish

Genetics for dummies.

Come on Peter this is genin level stuff.

When you play the same champion every game.

Poor Kyle

Sometimes we really need that shower, girls!

The most accurate Venn diagram

Ever wonder what your dog is thinking

VR jealous

Scientists have found a way to regain memory

Relatable

LMAO!!

Ultimate comeback

Witty comment about Trump administration

Man redefines horror

Will you quack me back?

Shietttt it's worthless now

don't keep the feels inside

B.B.C news

“They’re just like us!”

stop flexin' on me so hard please !

When you leave all your homework for Sunday night.

welp

Getting into the meme game after a ban.

gedämpfter Schinken

oh *** wtf ?

heh

When you turn 100 and cant play with legos anymore.

Imagine someone asks if you have a light and you whip out a flammenwerfer

Chocolates give some women a buzz.

He's feeling pretty confident about the rose

Hey hey heeeeey

Highschool...

Gee, Thanks Kid!

oof

When you set an alarm every 5 minutes in the morning

Post Malone's skull tatoo looks like an old man's butt

gank

That one single guy on Valentine's day

hah-dot-respectwoman

outplayed. now to my loli hentai