You were....you were the chosen....shit. Who were you?

they cant

Do not touch.

ohhhh now i get it

The look your mom gives when she loves you, but wishes you made better decisions.

I found a car we all have been drawing in our childhood

DOITDOITDOITDOIT

IM DONE.

Tonight I convinced my kids that I stole the moon...

DISGUSTING example of our PAY TO WIN culturE

This guy runs a coffee shop out of a Beetle

Its a terrible show

aww that's so sweet

I mean, it's true

Revenge sometimes doesn't work out.

...We might as well laugh at this point.

Bury your emotions Travis

My gf saw this at the local vet

The Kiss of Poseidon

Local supermarket stepping up their game

Some Days it's Hard To Find Motivation

: (

The cast of Marvel's "Black Panther"

bethesda and the well-rested theme

Rare picture of Elon Musks family vacation

pls someone help me

Female co-worker can't understand why we're laughing at how she cleaned the men's bathroom

The Hungry Games

The internet has warped my mind.

Seems a squirrel fell off the tree in my garden. Your guess?

A Koosh Ball Popped, So This Happened

Your mother & I don't know how to tell you this but...

Perhaps my favorite scene from Doctor Who

Found this mad lad's handiwork in the local hospital bathroom.

Take my eyes but not my stick family!

original joke do not steal

My local grocery store yesterday around 5:20 PM.

Jodie

If you don't feel good...

"I can't believe it...I'm on a bookmark!"

Yea learn to park, ***

I'd smash

Good old Scottish humour. Glad they see the funny side!

that hurts

not just padmé

we prefer the word hitla

South Korea has two numbers for calling for help depending on the urgency

OC week is coming

Found this today in a local shop

Happy valentines

Kurt Cobain looks like a child attending an event with his mother and baby sister.

heh

I T ' S T I M E T O K I C K O D D I E O F F T H E T A B L E!

How to be funny in a job interview

I Ain’t Afraid of No Goats!

Am I crazy or does this pic of Rumi look like Leo Dicaprio?!

the hell you say

Hank Scorpio predicted

To the giant robot holding the Bay Bridge in SF together. Don't be surprised of your strength. I'm proud of you, bud.

Sad part is this wasn’t in a restaurant...

And on top of that the only platypus out of Austria beats him up regularly :/

probably cause no gf

guess thats taken care of

Now with 75% less skipped beats

gun show

impossible

Katie is a Savage!

See comments for title.

Comal County, Texas Sheriff: Coyotes are ok. Coyotes carrying "ACME" boxes? Not ok. Coyotes blowing stuff up? Not ok. Coyotes posting signs? Definitely not ok.

Best card to give my husband on our first Valentine's Day as a married couple!

Did I find my soul mate? Lol

way better

Too close... Harold... too close...

Make Venn diagrams great again

oh noe..

Tapman and Datwoman.

what a cool guy

LPT

L A D

Who invented the tablet..?

SMH Debra

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue....

da dum dum dum

just wait

My girlfriend wanted flowers delivered to her at work today... I delivered

Join and be hardcore

My wife’s card to me. This is what love looks like.

what do I look like to you?

They can see what you think

Cheeky Valentine's card to the wife

ideal

The Valentine's note I wrote for my students

Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would

the girl of your dreams

Mods on Valentines day

The ol' switcharoo !

Scary Terry!

One of these products is banned in the US because of the risk to human lives

When you think you're on a Valentine's date but this is where she wants to eat.

Like this guys style