help-me

The cafe where I work got broken into. The thief was greeted by this note I left inside the register.

Where does almond milk come from, anyway? Always been curious.

damn

When there is 5 minutes left on the test

He made it

Hard to believe these ruled Eastern Europe and the Middle East for 700 years

Found my new lawyer

My idol!

How women fart.

W Are Super Relaxed

Alarm Clock

Doggo's like to cuddle

This mother's day card.

10:01

Stop, I'm starving

>db memes

Air Jordan

This Nirvana shirt in Thailand

Ultimate defense

Seymour (part II of the steamed hams epilogue)

She crossed the vendosa diagonal

그것은 수요일, 내 남자

Canada released a report on legal weed today. The authors needed a way to compare the maximum size of a licensed "micro-cultivation" area. And lo, in all its Canadian glory...

Nice guy prof.

beyond

Grandma always knew best.

Change my mi-

würschtl

The last laugh...

We hired people to tend to our garden 4 days ago and we just discovered their solution to making sure one of our plants doesn’t fall

S'up bruh...

I love wholesome vidya

My bathroom art

We need David Attenborough for this.

Suicide joke

My job here is done

i love to do my homework haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My parasailing guides had a great sense of humor

Seinfeld still holds up today

Excuse me sir, you’re in my blind spot.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

meh

I'm not touching you!

My biology professor trying to fit in with the 'youngsters'

Hopefully you guys find my shirt as amusing as I do!

Correct*

dick

Saw this guy at a festival last night.

Found this gem in a pub in Dublin

Gee Thanks??

The most intense photo ever taken

Having rough dreams.

I noticed there were a lot of apps with lettered logos so... Speaks for itself.

awkward

Classic Rob

No Egrets.

Gotta elevate

Intense shoot out

So is he dead now?

hairstyles

Hell yeah

Relatable

What am I? A god or something?

Web Browsers

Legen-wait for it-Dary

It's always a long story.

Stealed

Easter on April Fool’s be like

Damn that story

Anon has a bick dig

Kerbe

The truth right here

Dachshund is ready for the rain

this will be hard to beat..

I can’t live in a world so limiting any more

Recursion at it's finest

My wife and I went to a childs's birthday party. The theme was unicorns.

Sometimes the funniest things are completely unplanned

When you make your own movies.... you get to pick your own Co-Stars

Someone lost their cat at my school and this is how they notified their peers...

Flower girl at my sisters wedding

I Wanted To Ask The Driver The Same Thing About Their Car...

Google Assistant makes a dad joke

I love amazon

The truth hurts.

Mlyaaa

If you have a bad day

Damn SJW's

Shitposting to hide the pain

I had to clear my history twice in a few minutes and this is the judgement I get from Google

My sisters bookmark says it all

XD XD XD LETS GET THIS TO TWO LIKES XD XD XD # M A D L A D

The Truth about hand dryers. Seen in Des Moines Airport.

A note that my little cousin left for his dad.

The Signs that our Local Fire Dept. puts up...

***. your. shit.

Me and a guy I met at a party wore the same mismatched socks

Someone had fun naming this rock