I'm married with kids...so every chance I get

Me: .2

happy 420 I guess

Hes watching you even while you sleep.

The door's open this time. Confidence.

are starbucks memes here yet

I just found this daily journal of mine from kindergarten............

That's pretty accurate

We must join with them Ganfalf.

Somebody better buy that Ads space ASAP

Papa Doggo

How to apply for a job like a professional

Nut propulsion

друг

equal rights

Ed.....ward

Now it's all clear to me

saudi man? or yummy jam?

) 

Next time I'm going to Sports Clips.

Zombie defense.

Ricky was just cut from a different cloth.

Wasn’t me

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

The local paper runs a fake add in every issue

This headline

Do you see yourself in this pic :))?

The truth is out there

There are two types of people during Summer.

A worker who has short legs in Baskin Robbins

Yup...my dog

I pass on grass

Canadian Cops

Decided on a name for my boat today

The Woman Of The House

Karen at it again

What a hero!

Sign at my local pub

Is that guy fieri?

I think keyboards have ruined me

(S)ource

This tattoo.

To be Totally Honest

Finger Lickin Good!

The Alliance will not be happy about this...

The Wyoming police are setting 4/20 traps for the second year in a row

Tried To Do Something Nice

Luke Bryan’s tour bus was in town today

Received this bill from self-checkout machine

#1 Seller in 2018

I can’t believe how long it’s been!

How wonderfully childish

Virginity - lost

French humor

Might be a hard sell but at least it's 50% off

"Now George, what did I tell you about teasing the animals!"

And now for the prickly feeling

I'm not sure if-

We really need to start watching our words.

Internet stars now get action figures I guess

'Hey? Aren't you the guys bleaching my coral? Sure I'll take a picture!'

lie

Wait... So what does it do then?

Local PD ready for 4/20

Opening theme song.

Me at work today...

Art history summed up

Hehe very true.

How I found my kitten trying to steal her big sister's food from the top of the fridge...

This happened at my university back in 2014. Seems like the proper day to post it here.

A death in the family

Umm.... Okay?

heh

Is that what I am to you son a punching bag.

It's 4/20 and the school is doing a drug search

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Ooh, Diana.

Always double check the tickbox

The eternal fight

Russia's greatest love machine

Animals of the world

Wanna hear a secret

How envy works

You Can’t Find Me

>pokemon

I just wanted to grab a spoon...

shut up Wesley

Does my cat have Ebola?

hugelol's favorite section

Oh damn

:thinking:

I hope their safe now

Bad Luck Witch King

He's mine now

This hotel has had enough. Happy 4/19.5!

you are not fat

The cat's snot bubble

Just a statue practicing good hygiene

the story unfolds

Italian pasta brand advertisement in honor of Simpsons 30th season