He's mine now

This hotel has had enough. Happy 4/19.5!

you are not fat

The cat's snot bubble

Just a statue practicing good hygiene

the story unfolds

Italian pasta brand advertisement in honor of Simpsons 30th season

Life as an adult when you get your own place

Harvey Weinstein's Couch

What a great buy!

Jesus taking a bath

This guy has seen it all

innovation

My mom made her first meme, texted it to me with the explanation "The contractor is stressing me a little"

Don’t know what to say here !!

One of my students draws little booties on the characters in his illustrations of word problems and I can’t stop laughing.

sneak peek from star wars episode 9

no escape

hmmm

Traps are what?

This about to be everybody tomorrow

Happy holidaze!

Like seriously!!!

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Oh Master Yoda ;)

Great 50 degree spring day for a walk in Minnesota

Its been a rough month! Okay?!

I hope it doesn't become an epidemic...

strategy

Earth always has be the “special one”

Don’t be like Dave!

Seems like the current guy is doing fine though

The level of savagery I one day hope to achieve

We'll never get those days back

Yeah, this is kind of true

Where we dropping boys?

If you're not with me... then you are my enemy...

My wife and I are doing fertility treatments. Today I had to provide a sperm sample. Here's the super erotic not awkward room where you jack off into a cup with your name on it.

Get em while they're young

low effort shitpost

Being an old timey doctor...

lol this nibba doesnt even have a charizard

what a nice laugh

She’s onto something

Car modded to look like an X-wing

The best smartphones - with screen sizes of 55-inches

Just one drink...

how old is tinkerbell?

tro thu

Even slower than snails

Hope I got my ticket

My grandma’s cat refuses to come out while I’m there. But he’s always watching

I chose... poorly

friendship.

This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.

This pun is bad and I should feel bad.

Mid-Term Exam soon..

I just realized what my "employee handbook" said...

Strong hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The perfect summer body doesn't exis...

Google tells you Hobbit meal times.

I had my sister watch my cat for a couple days, and these are all the updates she sent me.

Years go by really fast

That time of the week

Every penny counts

Just a friendly reminder that october is in 166 days

timing

Can't read my mind

yes

Anyone for yoga?.

get it right

Eye see you

What??? I see nothing.

Breed of peace? Piece of ass that he bit off

Moober...

Makes you think..

Shampoolympics

Ugh, not again

It is Wednesday

The perfect girl doesn't exist

The Manliest Pacifier Ever

Hold on, Karen

I ' m pretty sure you will figure this out.

The trap has sprung

It is

The USB stick of shame

Beautiful!

This means anal right?

CHOKING HAZARD

zucc

WHOS THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF!

Plox

the height of lazy

The ultimate go to

This is the devil’s work.

HLers when faced with any form of difficulty

Gotta love allergy season

If you got this type of time in your morning wyd

I told her she wasn't bringing me enough limes, think she knocked it out of the park

Found this gem at school today